Troggy the troll

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~ Ƒızzøƞɛ ~ Jan 29, 2012

Troll sat alone on his seat of stone,
And munched and mumbled a bare old bone;
For many a year he had gnawed it near,
For meat was hard to come by.
Done by! Gum by!
In a cave in the hills he dwelt alone,
And meat was hard to come by.

Up came Fizzone with his big boots on.
Said he to Troll: "Pray, what is yon?
For it looks like the shin o' my nuncle Tim,
As should be a-lyin' in graveyard.
Caveyard! Paveyard!
This many a year has Tim been gone,
And I thought he were lyin' in graveyard."

"My lad," said Troll, "this bone I stole.
But what be bones that lie in a hole?
Thy nuncle was dead as a lump o' lead,
Afore I found his shinbone.
Tinbone! Thinbone!
He can spare a share for a poor old troll,
For he don't need his shinbone."

Said Fizzone: "I don't see why the likes o' thee
Without axin' leave should go makin' free
With the shank or the shin o' my father's kin;
So hand the old bone over!
Rover! Trover!
Though dead he be, it belongs to he;
So hand the old bone over!"
~ Ƒızzøƞɛ ~ Jan 29, 2012

"For a couple o' pins," says Troll, and grins,
"I'll eat thee too, and gnaw thy shins.
A bit o' fresh meat will go down sweet!
I'll try my teeth on thee now.*
Hee now! See now!
I'm tired o' gnawing old bones and skins;
I've a mind to dine on thee now."

But just as he thought his dinner was caught,
He found his hands had hold of naught.
Before he could mind, Fizzone slipped behind
And gave him the boot to larn him.
Warn him! Darn him!
A bump o' the boot on the seat, Fizzone thought,
Would be the way to larn him.

But harder than stone is the flesh and bone
Of a troll that sits in the hills alone.
As well set your boot to the mountain's root,
For the seat of a troll don't feel it.
Peel it! Heal it!
Old Troll laughed, when he heard Fizzone groan,
And he knew his toes could feel it.
~ Ƒızzøƞɛ ~ Jan 29, 2012

Fizzone's leg is game, since home he came,
And his bootless foot is lasting lame;
But Troggy don't care, and he's still there
With the bone he picked with it's owner.
Doner! Boner!
Troll's old seat is still the same,
And the bone he picked with it's owner!
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Jan 29, 2012

Creepy. Indeed :)
MK💉Ultra🇺🇸💀🔫 Jan 29, 2012

Whoa, now. Tolkein, not Poe.
MK💉Ultra🇺🇸💀🔫 Jan 29, 2012

Sam Gamgee said this poem when he and Frodo found the trolls Bilbo had turned to stone years before.
~ Ƒızzøƞɛ ~ Jan 29, 2012

MK💉Ultra🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
Whoa, now. Tolkein, not Poe.

That's right! My bad!
ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD Jan 29, 2012

Wtf
~ Ƒızzøƞɛ ~ Jan 29, 2012

Been workin on two Poe's tryin to decide which is better. Should be done after work. My heads just flooded with ideas right now so it's a little overwhelming!
🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Jan 29, 2012

I like how entertaining this is. And I'm in agreement that he's like, the bad guy here, or so everyone agrees he's a dick anywas. But I'm a little concerned for your health, like how much time and effort your putting into this. Win or lose he seems unbothered by it, but your writing poems. I don't mean this in a mean way my friend, I just want you to be healthy.
~ Ƒızzøƞɛ ~ Jan 29, 2012

Thanks but I'm doing fine! All in good fun!
mikeysee Jan 29, 2012

How long are you gonna flirt with troggy?
~ Ƒızzøƞɛ ~ Jan 29, 2012

mikeysee wrote:
How long are you gonna flirt with troggy?

For as long as he keeps blowing me kisses