Yo mama jokes
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1 yo mama is so dumb she cut a hole through glass to see
2 yo mama so hairy chewbacca thought it was his lost brother
3 yo mamma so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved
4 yo mama so dumb she got locked in a matters store and slept on the floor
5 yo mama so dumb she tried to throw a bird off a cliff
6 yo mama so dumb she tried to drown a fish -
Yo mamas birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory
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Yo mama so hair when she ran into the forest the hunter cry "Big foot!"
Yo mama so fat when she walked past the TV I missed 4 commercials.
Yo mAma so ugly she turned madusa (can't spell it) into stone. -
YO mamma so fat that when she was cremated in Iceland all european flights got cancelled
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Yo mama so poor I saw her kickin a can and asked
Her what she was doin and she said moving -
Yo mama is so dumb she sits on the tv watching the couch
Yo mama is so fat you have to go out side her house to change your mind
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Yo mama so old she had a crush on Jesus in 2nd grade
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Yo mamas so fat last year we took her Christmas picture and it's still printing
Yo mamas so poor that when the garbage truck comes buy she runs after it with a shopping list.
Yo mamas so dumb that she put 2 quarters in her ear and thought she was listing 2 50 cent
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Yo mama so fat, when you look through her fat rolls you'll find narnia.
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PIP PIPS SON. wrote:
FOR NARNIA!!!!!!! 😁Yo mama so fat, when you look through her fat rolls you'll find narnia.
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Yo mamas so stupid, she locked herself out of her motorcycle
Yo mamas so stupid, she got run over by a parked car
Yo mamas so stupid she tried to drown a fish -
You momma is so fat when she sits down skittles pop !!!taste the rainbow
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Your momma so fat when she went to sea world people chanted free willy the movie did
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What's grosser than gross when your dreaming about cottage cheese and you wake up and an old prostitute is sitting on ur face
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Yo mama so ugly, goldfish crackers don't smile back
You mama so ugly, the onions cry when she cuts them.
You mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
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Yo mama so fat she sat on the counters at Walmart and lowered the prices
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a bus and said hey who threw that Twinkie at me
Yo mama so fat she ran over a bus
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Yo mama so fat she used Secret and it told on her
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Your mom is so dumb she tried to get on a plane with a travel card
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Your mama's like a doorknob, everybody gets a turn.
Your mama is a carpenter's wet dream. Flat as a board and easy to nail.
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