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You ever wonder where you are and who's turf you are on? Well ladies and gentlemen, I was fairly shocked at whos turf I'm on right now. I am sitting on my own turf at wallmart. I looked on my map and where I live is about 20 miles away. How bout that!
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I've been around to the point I memorized the map and who's turf is around. Very helpful now that I have the mifi. I would remember about a short hop I wanted to do in that area n I'll go (3 more blocks n I'll plant the turf) n when I get there I'm in the exact place I wanted to place the turf. (took a while to memorize the maps of my areas)
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I often drive past my capo, and everytime I do, I feel a sense of accomplishment, and start throwing paper airplanes on people who won't listen to my commands, how dare they disrespect their capo!!!
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Fat Raymond wrote:
My boss looked at me stupid Friday when, at work, i told him "I'm capo of this mtherfckr, I'll take a break if I want! Be glad I don't cap your turf Byron...mob up or shut up!"I often drive past my capo, and everytime I do, I feel a sense of accomplishment, and start throwing paper airplanes on people who won't listen to my commands, how dare they disrespect their capo!!!
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mr71vwbus wrote:
There's a sayin at my job (starbucks) when someone is whining or disagreeing with the rules. They say "well that's why it's called Starbucks instead of (insert persons name)-bucks"Fat Raymond wrote:
My boss looked at me stupid Friday when, at work, i told him "I'm capo of this mtherfckr, I'll take a break if I want! Be glad I don't cap your turf Byron...mob up or shut up!"I often drive past my capo, and everytime I do, I feel a sense of accomplishment, and start throwing paper airplanes on people who won't listen to my commands, how dare they disrespect their capo!!!
Well philosopher who owned the turf at our job (Starbucks) and who had chosen perfect such name was delighted one day when be able to say "actually madam, this IS philbucks". You can bet he got the same twisted reaction. -
Too bad my boss had no idea what TW is, stoopid android users! 😁
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Add RaiKou wrote:
This is awesome made me lolmr71vwbus wrote:<
There's a sayin at my job (starbucks) when someone is whining or disagreeing with the rules. They say "well that's why it's called Starbucks instead of (insert persons name)-bucks"
Fat Raymond wrote:
My boss looked at me stupid Friday when, at work, i told him "I'm capo of this mtherfckr, I'll take a break if I want! Be glad I don't cap your turf Byron...mob up or shut up!"I often drive past my capo, and everytime I do, I feel a sense of accomplishment, and start throwing paper airplanes on people who won't listen to my commands, how dare they disrespect their capo!!!
Well philosopher who owned the turf at our job (Starbucks) and who had chosen perfect such name was delighted one day when be able to say "actually madam, this IS philbucks". You can bet he got the same twisted reaction.
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