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๐๐ค๐ฅ๐ฑ๐๐จ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐ฆ๐๐ฅ๐ณ๐. Try and guess my story
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Taliban blew up your house while you were asleep?
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ููโ ุญใ 5ู wrote:
Close, sortaTaliban blew up your house while you were asleep?
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Sleeping, house catches fire,you try to put it out and fail, fire men come
They open the door
Get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur. -
You were asleep, there was a fire, you freaked and ran.. A fire tuck showed, you were in an ambulance, at the hospital your head was bandaged, now your happy.
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your wife snores so you set fire to the bed & ran off, farting as you went which made the fire spread. Outside a fire engine pissed all over an ambulance, while in a nearby church the local Muslim community were invited in for tea. Every one was happy.
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ููโ ุญใ 5ู wrote:
And got laid by a shit load o virginsTaliban blew up your house while you were asleep?
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You were sleeping.
Some big Zs attacked you.
You suffocated. Ad grew legs. You farted and started a fire.
The fire truck came but peed on the ambulance. And the next morning you were supposed to meet up with a friend who's in the hospital. When you finally made it there, you were both happy. And legless again. -
Touchรฉ Raikou
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Matt Adore wrote:
This is hilarious!your wife snores so you set fire to the bed & ran off, farting as you went which made the fire spread. Outside a fire engine pissed all over an ambulance, while in a nearby church the local Muslim community were invited in for tea. Every one was happy.
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why thank you....
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ููโ ุญใ 5ู wrote:
2wice! ๐Matt Adore wrote:
This is hilarious!your wife snores so you set fire to the bed & ran off, farting as you went which made the fire spread. Outside a fire engine pissed all over an ambulance, while in a nearby church the local Muslim community were invited in for tea. Every one was happy.
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Ate mcdonalds and got constipated for days. He held his breath for so long pushing that his face turned red and the clock seemed to spin out of control.
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Mr. Beefy0 wrote:
Sleeping, house catches fire,you try to put it out and fail, fire men come
They open the door
Get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur.+10 for obscure '80's reference
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r3volv3r wrote:
You ate at McDonald's and then ran home to sit on the toilet. You started to sleep when you pooed and peed but the smell knocked you out so you had to go to the hospital haha๐๐๐ถ๐๐ก๐ฝ๐ต๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐
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๐กวคadึet ัต2๐ก wrote:
I lmfao'd at this xDููโ ุญใ 5ู wrote:
2wice! ๐Matt Adore wrote:
This is hilarious!your wife snores so you set fire to the bed & ran off, farting as you went which made the fire spread. Outside a fire engine pissed all over an ambulance, while in a nearby church the local Muslim community were invited in for tea. Every one was happy.
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Here's my emoji story.
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SouthernPride wrote:
You btoke up eith someone so you flew to vegas to gamble your life away and started a bandHere's my emoji story.
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Incorrect but it has to do with my invite code... And monkeys and guns
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SouthernPride wrote:
sounds like hangover 2Here's my emoji story.
๐๐ก๐ชโ๐๐ซโ โฅโฃโฆ๐ธ๐ค๐ โ
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Haha kind of was
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I hurt I lol so hard at this thread. Priceless!!!!
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Mr. Beefy0 wrote:
I lol'd.Sleeping, house catches fire,you try to put it out and fail, fire men come
They open the door
Get on the floor
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r3volv3r wrote:
You were chilling and eating some fast food when you had the urgent sensation that you needed to alleviate yourself. But when you got home you couldn't poo. You waited day and night and when you fell asleep it finally happened. You were happy but you fell off the toilet when doing so and knocked yourself on the noggin. You happened to break your nose and you had to rush to the ER.๐๐๐ถ๐๐ก๐ฝ๐ต๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐
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You was sleepin then your dad whos jealous of ur life coverd u in gas and couht u on fire... He farted as he ran away and woke u up wit his nasty smell powers and u failed at the stop drop and rule method and made it worse then the firemen peed on u and an ambulance came and took u to a hospital and now ur happily a muslim
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โฏะัฮะธะพะธฮณะผะพฯ sโฏ wrote:
He then sung some TI "what you know about that... B$/(& i know all about that!" to make himself feel betterr3volv3r wrote:
You were chilling and eating some fast food when you had the urgent sensation that you needed to alleviate yourself. But when you got home you couldn't poo. You waited day and night and when you fell asleep it finally happened. You were happy but you fell off the toilet when doing so and knocked yourself on the noggin. You happened to break your nose and you had to rush to the ER.๐๐๐ถ๐๐ก๐ฝ๐ต๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐
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Here's my story ๐จ๐ฉ๐ซ๐๐๐๐ฏ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฃ๐ต๐ด๐ซ๐ฃ๐ ๐ณ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃโพ๐ฃ๐ฝ=๐ฝ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐๐ ๐บ๐ป๐ธ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ป๐ป๐ป๐บ๐บ๐บ๐ป๐ป๐ป๐ป๐ป๐ป๐ป๐ป๐ป๐ป๐ป๐ป๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐=๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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There was a guy and girl that danced the night away... They made out and then banged after the girl made him paper bag his face. He couldnt see and she killed him. She went to his grandparents house and trampled them to death. After all this, she shot/bombed down santa. He got a head boo boo. The cops and ambulance came to fix it and gave him some medicine. He was alergic and died. A huge bome came out of no where and then turned into a baseball and back into a bomb again. A siamese twin alien came to earth and had an orgy with a couple and 3 police officers. Santa used his magic and came back to life and had drinks while watching the orgy. He drank too much until he decided to shoot up some heroin and died. There you have it... Santa died of an overdose. The End.
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๐ฃใ โ สสโโ ใฦ๐ซ wrote:
Dang! You have to insert a return to show multi-line Emoji stories.Here's my story ๐จ๐ฉ๐ซ๐๐๐๐ฏ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฃ๐ต๐ด๐ซ๐ฃ๐ ๐ณ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃโพ๐ฃ๐ฝ=๐ฝ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐๐ ๐บ๐ป๐ธ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ป๐ป๐ป๐บ๐บ๐บ๐ป๐ป๐ป๐ป๐ป๐ป๐ป๐ป๐ป๐ป๐ป๐ป๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐=๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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