Lootaholic anonymous support group

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Everyone else Jan 26, 2012

Hi, I'm Mark and I'm a lootaholic. It's been three days since I last capped a turf for loot. I've got the shakes, my mouth is dry, and I really need a fix. Please help me through this.
nemesis43 Jan 26, 2012

Its easy to get over. Just go cap some more loot. You can never have enough loot. :)
✯МяΛиоиγмоυs✯ Jan 26, 2012

Hi mark,
I'm MrAnonymous. I think that I can help you though this. I will be at your side whenever you need me. Once upon a time, I too had a loot problem. I just couldn't get enough of those pretty, shiny things. I just want you to know that I am by your side and that you can count on me.
Your New Friend,
Mr. A
Everyone else Jan 26, 2012

Thanks Mr. A. They just call out to me "come Mark, come over here and take me". I find myself hopping out of my way to be near them. I can't help myself!
Shaka Zulu Jan 26, 2012

Hi guys, I'm Matt, and I have a huge stockpile of lot waiting for use. I really like licenses, because of the pictures. I also enjoy ripping of the turfs to steal the loot, but mostly the loot.
Loot junkie
Matt
Cap'n Crunch Jan 26, 2012

Hi Mark. I'm Captain Crunch, and when I'm not off doing manly and respectable things for the greater good of children's breakfast nutrition I tend to go and reminisce on the things in my dark past. Every now and then I'll start remembering the old days where me crew and I would pillage and rape and burn entire towns. Haha. Ha! But I'm better now! Oh yes! I've changed my life for the better.

Now I travel around the countryside and visit quiet, peaceful towns. The people seem to like me too! ... But every now and then.. I wake up in a drunken haze and. And all my new friends have disappeared.. Except.. They leave behind horrible messages.. Messages I won't share, but it's as if they were begging for mercy from some demon... Screaming.. Painful.. Horrible horrible things... And.. Mark I think the demon.. I think it's me. Oh god! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
Shaka Zulu Jan 26, 2012

Cap'n Crunch wrote:
Hi Mark. I'm Captain Crunch, and when I'm not off doing manly and respectable things for the greater good of children's breakfast nutrition I tend to go and reminisce on the things in my dark past. Every now and then I'll start remembering the old days where me crew and I would pillage and rape and burn entire towns. Haha. Ha! But I'm better now! Oh yes! I've changed my life for the better.

Now I travel around the countryside and visit quiet, peaceful towns. The people seem to like me too! ... But every now and then.. I wake up in a drunken haze and. And all my new friends have disappeared.. Except.. They leave behind horrible messages.. Messages I won't share, but it's as if they were begging for mercy from some demon... Screaming.. Painful.. Horrible horrible things... And.. Mark I think the demon.. I think it's me. Oh god! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

That's terrible. But the first step is admitting you have a problem