Whats not in OTB's pants?
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OTB was once bitten by the venomous Belcher's Sea Snake. After three days of agonizing pain from the incident, the snake died.
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🔫 wrote:
...and is now what is known as OTB's pen15OTB was once bitten by the venomous Belcher's Sea Snake. After three days of agonizing pain from the incident, the snake died.
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🔥⌖saelo⌖🔥 wrote:
Um...me either...I'm not...
...(yet).
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Chuck Norris' penis is in there. 🍆
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ZRAYGO wrote:
Who am I to tell Oprah what she can and cannot bring in her luggage?Chuck Norris' penis is in there. 🍆
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Sir talk a lot wrote:
OTB has no ballsI'm wanting for a OTB hater (if he has any) to say he doesn't have any balls in his pants.
That would be very funny and stupid.
Inside his pants are the Sun and Jupiter orbiting his penis. -
He's got a hole in his pants
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Now he has a thread in his pants.
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ΘziЋэ฿дяяisтэя🔨 wrote:
Is that where her new network went too?ZRAYGO wrote:
Who am I to tell Oprah what she can and cannot bring in her luggage?Chuck Norris' penis is in there. 🍆
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My imaginary friend Enrique lives in OTB's pants. 😱 He lives in the rainforest...and if you ever go there say hi to Enrique for me, just watch out for the giant snake! 😱😱😱😱😲
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It's a good thing everything in his pants is miniature.
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🔫 wrote:
So does this mean that Earth and all of us are located on his penis? I see the sun orbit every day...Sir talk a lot wrote:
OTB has no ballsI'm wanting for a OTB hater (if he has any) to say he doesn't have any balls in his pants.
That would be very funny and stupid.
Inside his pants are the Sun and Jupiter orbiting his penis. -
ًًⅉحㅆ5ْ wrote:
🎵I've got the Sun and the Moon in my pants!🎵🔫 wrote:
So does this mean that Earth and all of us are located on his penis? I see the sun orbit every day...Sir talk a lot wrote:
OTB has no ballsI'm wanting for a OTB hater (if he has any) to say he doesn't have any balls in his pants.
That would be very funny and stupid.
Inside his pants are the Sun and Jupiter orbiting his penis.
🎵I've got a happy little tune in my pants.🎵 -
🎵Your little tune in your pants🎵
🎵Causes my legs to do the happy dance🎵 -
Apparently there's a chicken wing in there. Oprah was hungry
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ΘziЋэ฿дяяisтэя🔨 wrote:
I suppose that means Uranus is in there too!ًًⅉحㅆ5ْ wrote:
🎵I've got the Sun and the Moon in my pants!🎵🔫 wrote:
So does this mean that Earth and all of us are located on his penis? I see the sun orbit every day...Sir talk a lot wrote:
OTB has no ballsI'm wanting for a OTB hater (if he has any) to say he doesn't have any balls in his pants.
That would be very funny and stupid.
Inside his pants are the Sun and Jupiter orbiting his penis.
🎵I've got a happy little tune in my pants.🎵 -
He's got the whole world in His pants,
He's got the whole world in His pants,
He's got the whole world in His pants,
He's got the whole world in His pants.He's got my brothers and my sisters in His pants,
He's got my brothers and my sisters in His pants,
He's got my brothers and my sisters in His pants,
He's got the whole world in His pants.He's got the sun and the rain in His pants,
He's got the moon and the stars in His pants,
He's got the wind and the clouds in His pants,
He's got the whole world in His pants.He's got the rivers and the mountains in His pants,
He's got the oceans and the seas in His pants,
He's got you and he's got me in His pants,
He's got the whole world in His pants.He's got everybody here in His pants,
He's got everybody there in His pants,
He's got everybody everywhere in His pants,
He's got the whole world in His pants. -
Seem like OTB is having a party in his pants.
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By any chance is it a pants party?
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I've heard there is a bus full of very frightened seniors in there as well
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Just wondering if OTB has a hole in his pants. Perhaps for ventilation?
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His pants must be huge
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randombloke wrote:
Then everything would come tumbling out. Think what a mess that'd beJust wondering if OTB has a hole in his pants. Perhaps for ventilation?
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He doesn't have a witch doctor in his pants.
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Ok then, if earth is in his pants, and he's on earth... Pantception? Earthception? PARADOX?
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BritishMan wrote:
Omg my mind was just blownOk then, if earth is in his pants, and he's on earth... Pantception? Earthception? PARADOX?
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pretty sure there is a game of pool going on in there somewhere...
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soupfly wrote:
You calling OTB fat?His pants must be huge
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All I know, is that his platitude is VERY specific in his pants!
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There's a butcher, a bastard, and a banker in his pants. You should see the conversations!
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