What's red and white and has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
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Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a drunken loser."
"Oh really, hmm, didn't know that."
Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies. "I told him St. Patrick was a loser, and he didn't care." The second Englishman remarked, "You just don't know how to set him off...watch and learn." So, the second Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was lying, cheating, idiotic, low-life scum!"
"Oh really, hmm, didn't know that."
Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his buddies. "You're right. He's unshakable!"
The third Englishman remarked, "Boys, I'll really tick him off... just watch." So the third Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "I hear St. Patrick was an Englishman!"
"Yeah, that's what your buddies were trying to tell me."
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Two old guys are sitting in a bar when the first one says, ‘Ya know, when I was thirty and got an erection, I couldn't bend it, even using both hands.’
‘By the time I was forty, I could bend it about ten degrees if I tried really hard.’
‘By the time I was fifty, I could bend it about twenty degrees, no problem.’
‘I'm gonna be sixty next week, and now I can bend it in half with just one hand.’
‘So,’ says his buddy, ‘what's your point?’
‘Well, I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get.’ -
What's the difference between a Harley and a vacume cleaner?
On the Harley the dirtbag sits on top!
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Iggyupyours wrote:
the heart attack in the childrens ward was so sudden...Rumply Forskin wrote:
OH SNAP!!! 😹😹So this little kid dies in a car wreck. When the child arrives in heaven St. Peter says "oh my. You poor little thing. You died so terribly so young. Because of this we have decided to grant you a wish before you get into heaven".
The child thinks it over for a while and looks to St. Peter saying "my wish is this. I want the rest of the little kids on earth to be safe from now on".The next day Micheal Jackson died.
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Rumply Forskin wrote:
hahahahaha nice one man that's really goodSo this little kid dies in a car wreck. When the child arrives in heaven St. Peter says "oh my. You poor little thing. You died so terribly so young. Because of this we have decided to grant you a wish before you get into heaven".
The child thinks it over for a while and looks to St. Peter saying "my wish is this. I want the rest of the little kids on earth to be safe from now on".The next day Micheal Jackson died.
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Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says "Sisters, you all led such wonderful lives that I'm granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you want to be."
The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and *poof* she's gone.
The second says, "I want to be Madonna;" and *poof* she's gone.
The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini."
St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says.
"Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says; "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says "No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months"
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