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[Add:Baz]Boffer Jan 23, 2012

*** Warning ***. Do not open an email saying 2 free tickets to see Nottingham Forest. It contains 2 free tickets to see Nottingham Forest.
[Add:Baz]Boffer Jan 23, 2012

The FA have issued a statement to all it's referees, saying that any player deliberately passing the ball to a Nottingham Forest striker will be given an immediate yellow card for time wasting.
Bayern Munich Jan 23, 2012

Malthus wrote:
*** Warning ***. Do not open an email saying 2 free tickets to see Nottingham Forest. It contains 2 free tickets to see Nottingham Forest.

Hahahaha
Bayern Munich Jan 23, 2012

Q: Why do Wimbledon fans carry lighters round with them?

A: Because they lose all their matches!
Yourplague Jan 23, 2012

Asuming ur from the uk
👊ADD JAYK👊 Jan 23, 2012

Went to the barbers for a haircut, I want it a mess in the middle i said,nothing down the sides and loose at the back please,,,,,,
"Oh"said the barber, "you want a Nottingham forest"

Not bad to say I'm a forest season ticket holder,,,, gotta laugh though or I'll cry😂😂😂😂
Bayern Munich Jan 23, 2012

Q: If you see a Liverpool Fan on a bike, why should you never swerve to hit him?

It might be your bike...