What if the presidential candidates played TW?
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If the presidential candidates played TW, what would they be like? Who would be the noob or who would be the one to buy tons of don points? You can use the current runners and anyone who has dropped out if you'd like.
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This is all for fun without any real seriousness.
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I'm really Ron Paul
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Mit would have multiple turf, without the other turf getting jellous. Then he'd ride his bicycle around, with his white shirt and nifty bicycle helmet, handing out fliers to everyone else's turf..... Meanwhile Rick perry would quit because he said to many stupid things in the forums and people started to not like him... While Rick santorum(spelling) cruises through only building small turf so nobody would notice and start picking on him. The end.
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Would that make nick like the illumanitie, you now you have a president but he is directed by a higher power ?
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⌖🔥Belial🔥⌖ wrote:
Epic.I'm really Ron Paul
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Newt would make an alliance and then break it for another alliance because your too sick to cap any more. Then he'd break his second alliance for a younger player but still try to keep his second alliance who turns on him and blabs on GD. Then he'd discover god and never cap again and tell all the other players how awful they are for capping turf.
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I think that during a presidential debate one would get a notification and pull out his fone (let's just say Ron paul, since him and Gingrich don't really get along), looks across the room and says to Gingrich, "Did u just put me in the ER"
Gingrich laughs,"come at me bro!"
Paul"well ok then!"
Romney"A CAR BOMB!! REALLY SANTORUM?!?!"And then the debate goes downhill from there
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There would would be alot of Obama capping
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Sieg wrote:
Did I detect a hint of racism? If so that was kinda funny I'm not gonna lie.There would would be alot of Obama capping
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Romney and Paul would have large alliances, perry and santorum would hop around never really getting capo just trying to be around a lot. Gingrich would pour money into the game and not code up like most would. He'd then betray his non aggression pact with the other republicans and help Obama and Hillary Clinton in an all out war. Then the Occupiers would form vendettas and take NYC until Bloomberg calls his alliance in and blockades the whole city like they did in Hawaii.
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travdog70 wrote:
Illuminati*Would that make nick like the illumanitie, you now you have a president but he is directed by a higher power ?
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⚡☀⚡Clone9786⚡☀⚡ wrote:
Lol!😂I think that during a presidential debate one would get a notification and pull out his fone (let's just say Ron paul, since him and Gingrich don't really get along), looks across the room and says to Gingrich, "Did u just put me in the ER"
Gingrich laughs,"come at me bro!"
Paul"well ok then!"
Romney"A CAR BOMB!! REALLY SANTORUM?!?!"And then the debate goes downhill from there
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I think Romney would change his name every day. Lol. Too bad Steverman Colbain isn't running any more. 😢
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I'm actully vermin supreme!
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Mr.Bunny wrote:
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⌖🔥Belial🔥⌖ wrote:
No I am you imposterI'm really Ron Paul
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If they did play. I'd hope the American players capped them all out of Washington and made them
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😃Golden Tacos😃 wrote:
No!⌖🔥Belial🔥⌖ wrote:
No I am you imposterI'm really Ron Paul
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herpaderp wrote:
Dude,Sieg wrote:
Did I detect a hint of racism? If so that was kinda funny I'm not gonna lie.There would would be alot of Obama capping
I am a die hard Obama supporter in this race, but OF COURSE the Republican contenders would cap Obama. He is their opponent!! Some cap DBR, some cap the Børg. Mitt, Rick, Newt and Ron would surely cap Obama!!
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Mr.Bunny wrote:
😹Zombie turbines for power and ponies for every1 but first brush your teeth!
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