FML MOMENTS

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Primo Loco May 6, 2010

Today, I sneezed when I was in the shower causing me to hit my head on the showerhead and jump back makin me slip, midair I twisted to I can place my hands on the floor to catch myself...to bad the wall had a different way of seeing things and got me in the face before my hands hit got to touch anythin. Oh yea then for the first time in YEARS I got soap in my eyes after hittin the wall n sliding to the floor. Yea well AT LEAST IM CLEAN ❇💧
Grimjaow May 6, 2010

I got my iPhone stolen. Now I can't play turf wars.FML.
[GoG] May 6, 2010

Primo Loco wrote:
Today, I sneezed when I was in the shower causing me to hit my head on the showerhead and jump back makin me slip, midair I twisted to I can place my hands on the floor to catch myself...to bad the wall had a different way of seeing things and got me in the face before my hands hit got to touch anythin. Oh yea then for the first time in YEARS I got soap in my eyes after hittin the wall n sliding to the floor. Yea well AT LEAST IM CLEAN ❇💧

déjà vu
ecrusher May 6, 2010

When I crashed my bike( look for the story in the stupids things forum)
☞ ℳㄢ☣ㄉǿㄉǤ❸☜ May 6, 2010

It might sound stupid but what is FML? Fail something?
Snipes-97 May 6, 2010

Mr.DoDg3 wrote:
It might sound stupid but what is FML? Fail something?

f**k my life
PSALM40 May 6, 2010

My mother in law is visiting for a whole MONTH!!!!!!

Her idea of beauty is anyone that is light skinned... prolly the only reason she likes my child. disgusts me
El! May 7, 2010

A beautiful but very crazy girl told me she was pregnant with my child. FML!
She wasn't. Crazy B
N130 May 7, 2010

I downloaded the FML app just to read the stories, u can tell the fake from the real.

Lol @ everyone's story (except GRANE's, that's terrible).
N130 May 7, 2010

I can replicate Kat Stack's voice pretty well, FML.
Primo Loco May 7, 2010

WOOOT LOL KEEP IT GOING.