I've never had a hooker.
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and I'm still waiting on the turf upgrade. in the meantime, what is your hooker experience? how much did you pay? what services were rendered? oh, and keep it clean for the forums. and post replies in as much metaphor as possible for entertainment value. thx.
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Never understood why anyone would need a hooker. There's always someone ugly enough, desperate enough, or drunk enough to do whatever you want to, why lose money and gain genital herpes?
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I like mine with c scars. 11.99 will get you 2 hours in a waffle house bathroom. I check the oil and typically bring out the baby fist👊. One hour necessary for cleanup.
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Well I made her wear a synthetic pig snout 🐽 (I love piggies as much as I love bacon) lol
I filled up a water gun with chocolate (didn't know it was gonna harden within 5mins) then I had to throw her against a wall to break the chocolate completely n otherstuff happend can't really remember but she was fun until she talked about... Sahtamising (looks wrong but w/e) me...
So I carried her to a butcher n we had ribs n bacon that night -
I think she only charged me....well idk I ate her I didn't pay her 😝
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I made her wear a mask. No one "wants" to see their mother while she turns tricks.
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WTF 😳 wow lol
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I'm anti-hooker mostly because I can't afford those really high class ones.
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~Matt~ wrote:
roflmfao MATT FTWI'm anti-hooker mostly because I can't afford those really high class ones.
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Aggressive wrote:
drunk??? Nah that means vomit or even being accused of raping her. But I agree I mean just go out and get a girl UNLESS EVEN THE UGLIEST GIRLS ARE TURNIN U DOWN. Then yea go aheadNever understood why anyone would need a hooker. There's always someone ugly enough, desperate enough, or drunk enough to do whatever you want to, why lose money and gain genital herpes?
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~Matt~ wrote:
I'm anti-hooker mostly because I can't afford those really high class ones.
lmao, I met your wife, she's a strong, ass kicking, no BS taking kind of chick. I can only imaaagine the fury she'd unleash. -
I am not sue how to answer this. The word "had" can be viewed in many ways. Do escourts count as hookers? Does time in Las Vegas count? Having 4 at one time count as one or 4?
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BellaItaliana wrote:
That's no joke, & I'm no small guy either...back during her time as a cop I was her tackling dummy during her academy days. I don't know what was worse, the brachial stun, rear-bent wrist lock, fish hook or the under the nose lift.~Matt~ wrote:
lmao, I met your wife, she's a strong, ass kicking, no BS taking kind of chick. I can only imaaagine the fury she'd unleash.
I'm anti-hooker mostly because I can't afford those really high class ones.
At least she lets me think I wear the pants! lmao!!
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Hmmmm never really found hookers attractive. The ones that are attractive are the ones on tv on csi Vegas or some shit. Real life hookers are ugly. Besides why pay? Just get a yourself a lady.
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JayDee wrote:
lol!! True, anyone of you in la ever drove down Figueroa in south la?? That sh!t it gross.Hmmmm never really found hookers attractive. The ones that are attractive are the ones on tv on csi Vegas or some shit. Real life hookers are ugly. Besides why pay? Just get a yourself a lady.
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Haha I think my buddy drove there when I was visiting him last time. We got approach by a cross dresser lol
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~Matt~ wrote:
lolBellaItaliana wrote:
That's no joke, & I'm no small guy either...back during her time as a cop I was her tackling dummy during her academy days. I don't know what was worse, the brachial stun, rear-bent wrist lock, fish hook or the under the nose lift.~Matt~ wrote:
lmao, I met your wife, she's a strong, ass kicking, no BS taking kind of chick. I can only imaaagine the fury she'd unleash.I'm anti-hooker mostly because I can't afford those really high class ones.
At least she lets me think I wear the pants! lmao!!
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Johnny O wrote:
escorts count. las Vegas counts. I would like to go there one day and would be interested in maybe acquiring one. four hookers one cup counts as 4 times unless they were twins. half people only count as half.I am not sue how to answer this. The word "had" can be viewed in many ways. Do escourts count as hookers? Does time in Las Vegas count? Having 4 at one time count as one or 4?
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like how much is a _____? what would, say $200 buy you? for $1500 can you raw dog it? $25,000?
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For 25k you can buy this for the party (5)💃+👯+(2)🐑+(1)🐎
(12) bottles 🍹a handful of 💊
endless 🍺 and you can toss in a 🎂 as well. -
~Matt~ wrote:
Rofl.. Sure it's not the butt stunt, rear end wet lock, freaky hook or under the hose lift?BellaItaliana wrote:
That's no joke, & I'm no small guy either...back during her time as a cop I was her tackling dummy during her academy days. I don't know what was worse, the brachial stun, rear-bent wrist lock, fish hook or the under the nose lift.~Matt~ wrote:
lmao, I met your wife, she's a strong, ass kicking, no BS taking kind of chick. I can only imaaagine the fury she'd unleash.I'm anti-hooker mostly because I can't afford those really high class ones.
At least she lets me think I wear the pants! lmao!!
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Johnny O wrote:
I guess depends on how high one has been... 1 or 4 sounds like the musketeers to me!I am not sue how to answer this. The word "had" can be viewed in many ways. Do escourts count as hookers? Does time in Las Vegas count? Having 4 at one time count as one or 4?
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Johnny O wrote:
Damn, what ever happened to the good ol' days of Full Metal Jacket?For 25k you can buy this for the party (5)💃+👯+(2)🐑+(1)🐎
(12) bottles 🍹a handful of 💊
endless 🍺 and you can toss in a 🎂 as well.
"What can I get for ten dollars?"
"Everyting you wan'." -
風火貌 wrote:
hahaha!! Maybeee.....~Matt~ wrote:
Rofl.. Sure it's not the butt stunt, rear end wet lock, freaky hook or under the hose lift?BellaItaliana wrote:
That's no joke, & I'm no small guy either...back during her time as a cop I was her tackling dummy during her academy days. I don't know what was worse, the brachial stun, rear-bent wrist lock, fish hook or the under the nose lift.~Matt~ wrote:
lmao, I met your wife, she's a strong, ass kicking, no BS taking kind of chick. I can only imaaagine the fury she'd unleash.I'm anti-hooker mostly because I can't afford those really high class ones.
At least she lets me think I wear the pants! lmao!!
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mama tek wrote:
like how much is a _____? what would, say $200 buy you? for $1500 can you raw dog it? $25,000?
nice one! Who doesn't like
it raw! 🍆 -
I went to jail for 6 months because i hired a hooker,she bit my tongue, I beat the shit out of her. You might actually know me. I marketed the slap chop, AND the shamwow.
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Mamatek u shouldve told me sooner. I would have gotten you a hooker outside barcade.
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phailthequail wrote:
That's not right u shouldnt have hit herI went to jail for 6 months because i hired a hooker,she bit my tongue, I beat the shit out of her. You might actually know me. I marketed the slap chop, AND the shamwow.
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Meta wrote:
you shoulda brought one anyway for a little slap and tickle on the ole "party bus."Mamatek u shouldve told me sooner. I would have gotten you a hooker outside barcade.
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