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Ok, It took me a while.....but after a short back and forth of pm's reading that cryptic language he/she uses I knew something was , then It hit me....I'm not reading English I'm reading Newfie......he/she is a Newfie......
So post your Newfie jokes here......
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You might be a Newfie Jedi if...
1.You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be witt ya by*'."
2. Your Jedi robe is made of seal skin.
3. You have ever used your light saber to quarter a moose.
4. Both wings of your X-Wing are done over with sheet metal and rivets and are covered with polybond.
5. You have ever eaten bottled Ewok.
6. You have ever used a land-speeder to get away from wildlife officers.
7. The best part of spending time on Dagobah is the great weather.
8. Even C3-PO cannot understand what you are saying.
9. You have used Jedi mind tricks to help you drag off someone from the Sundance (Bar on George Street)and Breezway (University Bar).
10. You have ever used the force to convince a Human Resources Canada officer to give you unemployment insurance checks. -
Maybe the Best Newfie Joke Ever!
Two Newfies were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one man digging a hole, the other filling it in again.
An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, 'I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?'
The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, 'Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the guy who plants the trees called in sick.'
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Lol! ๐๐๐
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-Two newfies are in a car enjoying a bottle of black horse, when a cop pulls them over. The newfie in the passenger seat says "He's got us now by, what are we gonna do?"
The driver says they have nothing to worry about and tells him to follow his lead and say nothing.
The driver peals the lable off the bottle of beer, licks the back of it, sticks it to his forehead, and puts the bottle under his seat--the passenger follows suit. The police officer approaches the drivers window and asks for his licence and registration.
As the driver gives the officer his info the officer asks whether he or the passenger had been drinking at all that night, at which point the driver points to his forehead and responds, "Oh no sir, we's on da patch ya see!". -
-A newfie's wife passed away and he called 911. The 911 operator told him that they would send someone over right away and asked him where he lived.
"At the end of Eucalyptus Drive," the newfie told her. The operator asked, "Could you please spell that for me?"
After a long pause, the newfie said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?" -
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Dam you got me, figured me out. Did you think that out while I was beating your vendetta with a 28k mob. Solo by myself. Thanks I'll use those turfs to last longer Day 8 is tomorow.
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สโโณโคใโใ โ โโ สา wrote:
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An Ontarian, an Albertan, and a Newfie are running from the cops. They run into an alley and see a pile of sacks, which they decide to hide in. The cops follow them into the alley and kick the bag with the Ontarian in it. The Ontarian goes "meow!" and the cops go "Ah, it's just a bag full of cats." They kick the bag with the Albertan in it, and he goes "woof!" and they're like, "OK, dog in a bag, whatever." Then they kick the bag with the Newfie in it, and he goes "potato!"
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Amish Hitman wrote:
๐๐bravo well done lol๐๐An Ontarian, an Albertan, and a Newfie are running from the cops. They run into an alley and see a pile of sacks, which they decide to hide in. The cops follow them into the alley and kick the bag with the Ontarian in it. The Ontarian goes "meow!" and the cops go "Ah, it's just a bag full of cats." They kick the bag with the Albertan in it, and he goes "woof!" and they're like, "OK, dog in a bag, whatever." Then they kick the bag with the Newfie in it, and he goes "potato!"
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๐ฅAdd๐Ottawa๐ฅ wrote:
You havent won a single attack against our vendetta. Nice try though.Dam you got me, figured me out. Did you think that out while I was beating your vendetta with a 28k mob. Solo by myself. Thanks I'll use those turfs to last longer Day 8 is tomorow.
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Ya lol ask Troggy if that is tru or look at my turfs taken today stay out the er u nub
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Lol right.....๐๐๐๐
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Yea mikey, get out the ER ya noob....
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But u guys really are newfies.
I almost died laughing when u idiots started capping the turf I just planted leaving yesterday's turf to mature so I can cap a few more........Aye buy๐ก๐
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I have not been in the ER...
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Oh wow... Hey nick can we get these notifications fixed please?
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I... Don't er me, but wtf is a Newfie?
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A Canadian polock lol
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RaiKou wrote:
Someone from Newfoundland .I... Don't er me, but wtf is a Newfie?
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