If I was President I...? Complete the sentence
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YOU wrote:
No clothesI would steal Kim kardashian megan fox and selena Gomez and make love with them
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Jeff 🍆 Newton wrote:
This is me agreeing with jeff.cj brown wrote:
Fucking disgusting 😷Aldenté Rionatí wrote:
I would be happy with Sarah palin.I would do Sara palins daughter.
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The Venitian wrote:
Crazy conspiracymikeysee wrote:
Sorry guys.... Bush already beat yah too it.badbean wrote:
Lol you guys actually believe in that conspiracy?Revenge wrote:
I know think how terrible it would be! LolAdd XXL wrote:
Nice, good thing no president or leader hasent done that in this day and age. Whew.I would blow up a famous landmark, blame it on a terrorist sect in the middle east and plunder their country for oil for years to come ensuring reelection and a nation petrified into believing whatever I told them whilst lining my pockets with blood money...
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tman5200 wrote:
Wow I was slightly worse for wear when writing that lol.The Venitian wrote:
Crazy conspiracymikeysee wrote:
Sorry guys.... Bush already beat yah too it.badbean wrote:
Lol you guys actually believe in that conspiracy?Revenge wrote:
I know think how terrible it would be! LolAdd XXL wrote:
Nice, good thing no president or leader hasent done that in this day and age. Whew.I would blow up a famous landmark, blame it on a terrorist sect in the middle east and plunder their country for oil for years to come ensuring reelection and a nation petrified into believing whatever I told them whilst lining my pockets with blood money...
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mikeypowell wrote:
I would steal Kim kardashian megan fox and selena Gomez and make love with them
Hot, hot, WTF???? 😷
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If I was president, I would NOT buy tickets to a theater.
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If I was president.... I would instantly Quit. I ain't so stupid as to be president at a time like this.
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I would borrow the governments money and use it to buy as many don points as I can! Then buy extra turf until I run out of don points and then TAKE OVER AMERICA!!!
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YOU wrote:
In tw lolI would borrow the governments money and use it to buy as many don points as I can! Then buy extra turf until I run out of don points and then TAKE OVER AMERICA!!!
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Add XXL wrote:
But, but, the idiots in charge now have already been (are) pludering them now, and why the hell are we in Afghanistan?I would blow up a famous landmark, blame it on a terrorist sect in the middle east and plunder their country for oil for years to come ensuring reelection and a nation petrified into believing whatever I told them whilst lining my pockets with blood money...
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Monique wrote:
"we" aren't. Some of "us" were and still are. Please don't question that which you are ignorant of.Add XXL wrote:
But, but, the idiots in charge now have already been (are) pludering them now, and why the hell are we in Afghanistan?I would blow up a famous landmark, blame it on a terrorist sect in the middle east and plunder their country for oil for years to come ensuring reelection and a nation petrified into believing whatever I told them whilst lining my pockets with blood money...
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Tweek wrote:
Drastically reduce all of the salaries of all politicians, they should be doing it for their country, not their money. Reduce the term of all politicians by at least 50%. No more than three re-elections for congress members. Formally do away with the dual party system. Travel and speak all over America. No free money for anyone who pops hot illegally on a drug test. Bolster the education system.
Or, I would sit and be a figurehead just like the rest of them.
Please run? Pretty please? I'll give ya a dollar.
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KeyMan2 wrote:
I'm actually with cj brown on this one. 😉Jeff 🍆 Newton wrote:
This is me agreeing with jeff.cj brown wrote:
Fucking disgusting 😷Aldenté Rionatí wrote:
I would be happy with Sarah palin.I would do Sara palins daughter.
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⚡ ADD: 226 ⚡ wrote:
Please don't take my turf!!😰I would borrow the governments money and use it to buy as many don points as I can! Then buy extra turf until I run out of don points and then TAKE OVER AMERICA!!!
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Would have Mississippi's governor finish out the sentences of the murders he pardoned
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Inb4 Wyclef Jean....
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₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
You nearly wasn't.Inb4 Wyclef Jean....
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Tweek wrote:
Haha I know right? 25 replies and it wasn't referenced ?!? I was appalled! ;D₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
You nearly wasn't.Inb4 Wyclef Jean....
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₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
I strongly considered it, but, meh.Tweek wrote:
Haha I know right? 25 replies and it wasn't referenced ?!? I was appalled! ;D₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
You nearly wasn't.Inb4 Wyclef Jean....
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noobspwn1 wrote:
U know when ur contrary is awesome when u have a pot leaf on itI would slowly carve an empire from canada and Mexico, ultimately destroying our current government.
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fitzabono wrote:
It seems to be doing great for you.noobspwn1 wrote:
U know when ur contrary is awesome when u have a pot leaf on itI would slowly carve an empire from canada and Mexico, ultimately destroying our current government.
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