Clean silly jokes for the kids

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shaggly razors May 6, 2010

What did the number Zero say to the number eight ? That's a nice belt your wearing. Hahahah
WaRRioR✯EthOs May 6, 2010

Whats red and smells like blue paint???

Red paint. Lol.
50cal_aspirin May 6, 2010

What kind of driver never gets a speedIng ticket?

A screwdriver!

What did the dinosaur say before the meteor hit?

"Well, this really extincts."

Where do astronauts eat their lunch?

The lunching pad!

Why do you never want to go sailing with a baseball uniform designer?

They always talk about capsizes!

What did the hurricane say to the island?

"I've got my eye on you!"

What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?

A tailgator!
The end fuckers May 6, 2010

Lolz
jwbulmer May 6, 2010

What's the similarity between toilet paper and the star ship enterprise?

They both fly around your anus searching for cling ons.
Primo Loco May 6, 2010

jwbulmer wrote:
What's the similarity between toilet paper and the star ship enterprise?

They both fly around your anus searching for cling ons.

sounds a bit poopy-ish 😨 ewwie lol
💀Loco
tha goddmotha May 6, 2010

Where does a king keep his armies?
Up his sleevies
~Matt~ May 6, 2010

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count. And those who can't.
Devilius May 6, 2010

~Matt~ wrote:
There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count. And those who can't.

I remember that one lol where is that from again?
Mystery May 7, 2010

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9 😄
jonese1234 May 8, 2010

Mystery wrote:
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9 😄

no it's 7 eat 9
Add YouTube May 8, 2010

jonese1234🔫 wrote:
Mystery wrote:
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9 😄

no it's 7 eat 9
7 ate 9
?
Shadowalker May 9, 2010

""ŹÒMBŸ"" wrote:
jonese1234🔫 wrote:
Mystery wrote:
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9 😄

no it's 7 eat 9
7 ate 9
?
?
jwbulmer May 9, 2010

Zomby is right.
andy1 May 9, 2010

Ya it's 7 8 9
Mystery May 10, 2010

The idea is "7 ate 9," but it's a play on words/numbers because most people are thinking "7 8 9" & it may take them a second to get the joke. Regardless of how you write it, "7 eat 9" would not make any sense.