Any funny jokes?

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💰got_swag💰 Jan 16, 2012

Does anyone have any jokes?
steve laqs Jan 16, 2012

Did you hear the latest hipster joke?

Well I heard it on vinyl.
💰got_swag💰 Jan 16, 2012

What
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Jan 16, 2012

steve laqs wrote:
Did you hear the latest hipster joke?

Well I heard it on vinyl.

😨😰😱😵😖😠🙎
GreenManXphile Jan 16, 2012

Why did the hipster's throw a party in a cave?
They wanted it to be underground.
💰got_swag💰 Jan 16, 2012

Haha
spacetoast Jan 16, 2012

A rabbi, priest, and minister walked into a bar. Bar tendered said "is this a joke?"
Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Jan 16, 2012

"Daddy! There's a monster under my bed!""That's silly there's no such thing as mo... OH GOD IT'S TEARING MY ARM! Kidding. He only eats kids. goodnight."

Teacher: 'Paul,if you have 5 sweets, and Gupta asks you for 1 sweet, how many sweets do you have left??'Paul: '5'
Doc Xray Jan 16, 2012

My favorite New Yorker cartoon:

(man holding telephone to his ear, words coming from earpiece) "You have reached an imaginary number. Please hang up, rotate the phone by 90 degrees and try again."
LAWRENCE😮‍💨 Jan 16, 2012

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
GreenManXphile Jan 16, 2012

⚡ Ⓛⓐⓦⓡⓔⓝⓒⓔ ⚡ wrote:
Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

What do you call a girl on her period? Disgusting.
Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Jan 16, 2012

I'm in the doghouse with the wife, last nite in bed she whispered to me " turn the lamp off and i might take it in the arse". I probably should've waited till the bulb cooled down
Add Nuckfuts Jan 16, 2012

What does a southern girl and a bear cub have in common? They both like to suck their paw!
TͣΛͩZͩ Jan 16, 2012

3 police officers died last night northern island they crashed in a tree the ira Phoned up and said they planted it
👊4REAL👊 Jan 16, 2012

A female police officer pulled over a drunk man. She said anything you say will be held against you. The drunk guy yells "TITS" .
Anonymous🉐 Jan 17, 2012

Vegetta!
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