I'd pay you right now, RL money.

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♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Jan 14, 2012

So it's my baby sister's birthday. My mother rings me up and asks me to come over for dinner.

Problem is, I decide to take my newest pet, a kitten who was feral (wild, for those who don't know) only a month ago, to see the kids.

Guess who let her out of the bathroom I'd sealed off for the evening?

The birthday girl.

$50 to kill her for me. Any takers?
PugOfCrydee Jan 14, 2012

Yo!!!
GreenManXphile Jan 14, 2012

Why do you bring feral cats to birthday parties? Why do you love a wild animal more than your sister? Why are you offering money to someone to kill your sister? Are you a wizard?
iamcanadian 🔨🔥💀 Jan 14, 2012

You sir are a freak perv that brings kitties and candy to a kids party... Shame on you 👆
GreenManXphile Jan 14, 2012

🍁iamcanadian🍁 wrote:
You sir are a freak perv that brings kitties and candy to a kids party... Shame on you 👆

LOLerskates.
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Jan 14, 2012

Haha I love you guys too 😜
As if I was serious.
Well, about killing my sister anyway.
They've been begging to see the cat for weeks lol. She's fairly tame now 😋
ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲ Jan 14, 2012

Pretty sure it's illegal to put a hit out on someone, lol
Ghetto Monstazz Jan 14, 2012

🍁iamcanadian🍁 wrote:
You sir are a freak perv that brings kitties and candy to a kids party... Shame on you 👆

How is he a perv
⺎⻈亡⻓ Jan 14, 2012

Only 50?!?!?
☣☢☭PIP PIP☭☢☣ Jan 14, 2012

I'll do it for 100. No less. However, that does not include disposal of the body. For that you need another hundred...
Primo Loco Jan 14, 2012

PIP PIPS SON. wrote:
I'll do it for 100. No less. However, that does not include disposal of the body. For that you need another hundred...

You're a cheap hitman 😨
Primo Loco Jan 14, 2012

👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Pretty sure it's illegal to put a hit out on someone, lol

😏 that's why there's the hitman threads he needs to post on, those are impossible to find. 😜 (I forgot who found them)
Zedman5000 Jan 14, 2012

Primo Loco wrote:
PIP PIPS SON. wrote:
I'll do it for 100. No less. However, that does not include disposal of the body. For that you need another hundred...

You're a cheap hitman 😨
I'd do it for 75$, plus the price of the bullet. :P
✭J⌖и Λl͟l͟e͞и✭ Jan 14, 2012

Primo Loco wrote:
PIP PIPS SON. wrote:
I'll do it for 100. No less. However, that does not include disposal of the body. For that you need another hundred...

You're a cheap hitman 😨
I've heard that his other services are cheap too 😉
Jim Dirt (Add A1) Jan 14, 2012

👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Pretty sure it's illegal to put a hit out on someone, lol

Only if you get caught...
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Jan 14, 2012

You pack of crazies - seriously. For the entertainment awarded me for my troubles, I name you all 'Sir [insert your name, gender regardless] Crazy'.
☣☢☭PIP PIP☭☢☣ Jan 14, 2012

Jon Allen wrote:
Primo Loco wrote:
PIP PIPS SON. wrote:
I'll do it for 100. No less. However, that does not include disposal of the body. For that you need another hundred...

You're a cheap hitman 😨
I've heard that his other services are cheap too 😉
That's not cool. At all.