🔞What was your reaction if you got caught beating the ham?
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Keep on, ur caught anyways
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Umm I try not to get caught
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Never been caught😉
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I almost sorta got caught once when I was a kid. I played it off but it still was awkward 😱
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I was just cleaning it and it went off!!
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Got caught by the teacher once, got sent to the principals office. I said " why should I finish there?"
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originalbones wrote:
At school...?Got caught by the teacher once, got sent to the principals office. I said " why should I finish there?"
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Punch them hard in the face
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Haha ive done it so many times in IN SCHOOL SUSPENSION dun dun duunnn
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Beating the ham?
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Scribbles wrote:
Masturbating...Beating the ham?
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oh the things we do...
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Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
This.I was just cleaning it and it went off!!
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Turn around. Stare the person in the eyes. Finish like a fucking champ.
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₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
✊Turn around. Stare the person in the eyes. Finish like a fucking champ.
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Stare the person who catches me in the eyes and finish like a man
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₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
Lol I didn't read anything and saw this after I posted.Turn around. Stare the person in the eyes. Finish like a fucking champ.
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Jeff 🍆 Newton wrote:
Great minds man... Great minds. Internet high five!🙋₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
Lol I didn't read anything and saw this after I posted.Turn around. Stare the person in the eyes. Finish like a fucking champ.
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₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
Use your clean hand, though... 😉Jeff 🍆 Newton wrote:
Great minds man... Great minds. Internet high five!🙋₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
Lol I didn't read anything and saw this after I posted.Turn around. Stare the person in the eyes. Finish like a fucking champ.
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Beat it off anyway, then go to the bathroom and do it again 😝
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Depends whom catches me.
Sometimes it's horrified embarrassment, on a couple of occasions, they offered to help finish me off ;) -
Taurus45 wrote:
I am ambidextrous, so that isn't going to work 👐₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
Use your clean hand, though... 😉Jeff 🍆 Newton wrote:
Great minds man... Great minds. Internet high five!🙋₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
Lol I didn't read anything and saw this after I posted.Turn around. Stare the person in the eyes. Finish like a fucking champ.
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If you're in your vinigar strokes then there's nothing you can do but finish. Otherwise I'd probably make the intruder feel bad for being a rain cloud in my blue skies. Or ask her to help depending on who it is...
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slugboy wrote:
You have to draw a line with your mom somewhere!Depends whom catches me.
Sometimes it's horrified embarrassment, on a couple of occasions, they offered to help finish me off ;) -
Is there a new recipe out there that calls for tenderizing ham? If there is, I'd love to have. Sounds delicious.
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slugboy wrote:
Iright, you got my attention.. Just how many times have you been caught??? ...Depends whom catches me.
Sometimes it's horrified embarrassment, on a couple of occasions, they offered to help finish me off ;) -
Bruenor wrote:
😹😹slugboy wrote:
Iright, you got my attention.. Just how many times have you been caught??? ...Depends whom catches me.
Sometimes it's horrified embarrassment, on a couple of occasions, they offered to help finish me off ;) -
Is beating the ham the sam as punching the clown?
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