The movement of 'The Yawn' needs You!!!!!!!
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Yawners.
Ultraviolet.
The man. The legend. The electromagnetic radiation with a wavelength shorter than that of visible light, but longer than X-rays, in the range 10 nm to 400 nm, and energies from 3 eV to 124 eV.
An original finding founder of our Yawn.
Greggs obtained 306,000 Members of the public to sign in protest against the "Sausage Roll Tax" and Ultraviolet resurfaces from his deep undercover operation to lead once more??
Coincidence?
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Haha yawn I hope he shows up more
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I gotta get that merchandise.Must be collectables.Did any yawn toys come with esso points,Cornflakes tokens or or or..... Happy meals? UV, I can't get that image of licking out a cream bun outta my mind. The divestment of an oozing eclair. So much evil in this world. Yawn
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Quick stock take;
We're out of XXL Bagpuss Onesies and only a few Large left.
Tins and Tins of Ultraviolet chloroform,Still load of Big Cat Huggle Buddies too.
Everything else is at normal stocks for this time of year.
Except for the limited edition bouncy castle and ball pond kit. big Cat snapped that up at the first chance. The amount of coloured balls he plunged into that castle was unreal!!
For a tiny little kitty, he just loves going in balls deep!
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Any items that couldn't be shifted Charlie?Quick stock take;
We're out of XXL Bagpuss Onesies and only a few Large left.
Tins and Tins of Ultraviolet chloroform,
Still load of Big Cat Huggle Buddies too.
Everything else is at normal stocks for this time of year.
Except for the limited edition bouncy castle and ball pond kit. big Cat snapped that up at the first chance. The amount of coloured balls he plunged into that castle was unreal!!
For a tiny little kitty, he just loves going in balls deep!
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Time to sleep with images of Mr Big Cat balls deep in his bouncy castle.Thanks Charlie...
Yaaawwwwnnnnn
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⛽🔥⛽Happy GasYawn⛽🔥⛽
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Hyena wrote:
He does love going balls deep into a big bouncy one!!😹😹😹😹😹😹
Time to sleep with images of Mr Big Cat balls deep in his bouncy castle.Thanks Charlie...
Yaaawwwwnnnnn
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Where on earth is Big Cat anyways??
Treats have been left out, his favourite cap nip plants going untouched..........
I think the fluffy fuck may of ran away. Either that or he's caught up in his sex-swing again. That was an awkward explanation to Bridget the Swedish house keeper why he was all trussed up in a bright yellow Bruce Lee style onesie and a gimp mask on.
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Found him.
He'd fallen down in the gap between the garage on the west wing of Yawn towers and next doors garden.
Krissharm's giving him a sponge bath now.
Just any excuse with Big Cat to have a tummy rub and a snooze after a long day.
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He has also been known to hide behind the sofa with a ball of string. He can dissapear for AGES if that happens. BC has also been known to attack the wires behind the telly too.
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randombloke wrote:
And pee on the DVD player if not played with and feeling boredHe has also been known to hide behind the sofa with a ball of string. He can dissapear for AGES if that happens. BC has also been known to attack the wires behind the telly too.
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Daveb🔫💀🌄 wrote:
Just leave a nice bowl of milk and rum out. Mr BC can smell that from a mile away and will come running rain,hail or dalmations. It also is a favourite pre-sleep drink for him so afterwards you can often find him sleeping on the rug infront of the fire. I do just wish he didn't insist on sleeping naked. It is rather distracting for my Yawn studies considering the only decent open fire is in the library.randombloke wrote:
And pee on the DVD player if not played with and feeling boredHe has also been known to hide behind the sofa with a ball of string. He can dissapear for AGES if that happens. BC has also been known to attack the wires behind the telly too.
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Oh and Yyyaaaawwwwwnnnnn
So tired I almost forgot.
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Yawn.
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Taz posting again. Take care chums I may be unconscious for some time. Yaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaaawn.
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I declare myself to the .... Ugh yaawwwwnnn... Time for bed :)
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Add me📱💤
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Yaaawwwnnnn 💤💤💤
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Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
I second that second and carry the motion to yawn. ZzzzYaaawwwnnnn 💤💤💤
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vishbume wrote:
Motion carried, all may now YaaaaawwwwwnnnnnᏩཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
I second that second and carry the motion to yawn. ZzzzYaaawwwnnnn 💤💤💤
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Hyena wrote:
Thank you your honour.zzzzvishbume wrote:
Motion carried, all may now YaaaaawwwwwnnnnnᏩཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
I second that second and carry the motion to yawn. ZzzzYaaawwwnnnn 💤💤💤
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I wish you all would stop yawning it's catchii yawnnn see now I have it yawnnnn. 💤💤💤💤
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Long day in the sun today, rudely ruined by training course in Slough of all places.
Still, the hotel provided a nice comfy bed to snooze so alls no that bad I guess.
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Daveb🔫💀🌄 wrote:
If you can't appreciate a good Yyyaaaaawwwwwnnnnnn, maybe this movement is not for you.I wish you all would stop yawning it's catchii yawnnn see now I have it yawnnnn. 💤💤💤💤
Yawn, for all and all for Yawn.
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Followers of UK Yawn!
After my absence yesterday we here at Yawn Towers have prepared a short statement;"Good morning fellow Yawners.
My name is Charles Seiga, commissioner of the Yawn.
After a successful mission meeting with our monarch we have both agreed to allow the sun to shine all weekend so go my fellow yawners, go sleep in that special spot you have, the park which has the greenest grass and the view of the ladies you shouldn't be looking at, the nicest beer garden or even your own back yard but please remember to enjoy it to its fullest as Lizzy has only agreed to allow the sun through for parts of the country and for possible limited times as she said she has to save some sun for her trip to Balmoral in August.
From all us here at the Yawn, Mr BC, Random, Kriss and myself we all thank you for listening"
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I found me Bc hiding in the general forum 🐱
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Thanks for that bulletin Charlie.Yawns abundant here in sunny and very hot Madrid,BC's capo citadel. Could do with some rain and freshness so we can organize an interchange.Yawn follower out.zzzz
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