The movement of 'The Yawn' needs You!!!!!!!
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Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ wrote:
I sickening bakers plot to disrupt the yawn. I would much prefer to throw their vile goods back in their own faces. And then take a nap. 💤💤💤Did you know I've heard some disturbing news from my deep planted agents.....
This week is national pie week, and that well known news international empire is supporting it with free pies from a certain northern supermarket...
Remember folks, if you are offered a pie, punch them in the face, double quick! -
Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Napping is one advantage of my bad back. 90% of my time is flat on my back and the drugs help me nod off.Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ wrote:
I sickening bakers plot to disrupt the yawn. I would much prefer to throw their vile goods back in their own faces. And then take a nap. 💤💤💤Did you know I've heard some disturbing news from my deep planted agents.....
This week is national pie week, and that well known news international empire is supporting it with free pies from a certain northern supermarket...
Remember folks, if you are offered a pie, punch them in the face, double quick!Yaaawwwwnnnn
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Hyena wrote:
Yeah throw the pies back!Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Napping is one advantage of my bad back. 90% of my time is flat on my back and the drugs help me nod off.Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ wrote:
I sickening bakers plot to disrupt the yawn. I would much prefer to throw their vile goods back in their own faces. And then take a nap. 💤💤💤Did you know I've heard some disturbing news from my deep planted agents.....
This week is national pie week, and that well known news international empire is supporting it with free pies from a certain northern supermarket...
Remember folks, if you are offered a pie, punch them in the face, double quick!Yaaawwwwnnnn
Sorry you have a bad back, hope it wasn't related to baker activity, and hope it gets better soon. Though if the pharmaceutical companies of the world are with us we could be on to a winner. -
Yaaawwwwnnnnn
Zzzzzzzzzzz
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I wanna be part of this Vendetta. How do I so-zzzzzzz
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Morning, time for a nap...
Yaawwwwnnnnn
Zzzzzzzz
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.....bakers' feet slap amongst the rotten pastries and they spray invectives against the decent yawner folk. Their curses spill from drawn lips,clots of flour nestled tight around orifices. Their pallor is of unbaked dough with a heady stench in company.They grow bolder. They look to seduce you with puckering rings painted poppy red.They gaze solemnly and tickle wantonly with their probe -stems. One thing and one thing only can staunch their batter that oozes from their very pores. You must tak...ta.. ke... Ta...yawn. Zzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Thank you Mr. Big Cat sir. Your ideology is amazing!
Yawn...........zzzzzzzzzz -
Phew tiring reading GD tonight
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Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ wrote:
True that. Here in yawn land all is well. Even the bakers appear almost wholesome.Phew tiring reading GD tonight
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ZachT wrote:
👍Thank you Mr. Big Cat sir. Your ideology is amazing!
Yawn...........zzzzzzzzzz -
Mr Big Cat wrote:
Great to see you sir, how have you been???ZachT wrote:
👍Thank you Mr. Big Cat sir. Your ideology is amazing!
Yawn...........zzzzzzzzzz -
Wow 8 hours since the last Yaaawwwwnnnnn
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Yawn is strong this time of year... People are too busy sleeping to post
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
Ahhh, can't take back meds this morning as have to drive...Yawn is strong this time of year... People are too busy sleeping to post
Will have to catch up on the Yaaawwwwnnnn later...
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See, that's where the yawn is truly universal.
Hyena, the strong Aussie workhorse that he is, is forced against his will to awaken from his slumber whereas here in blighty it is approaching the hour of sleep to combat the time that Hyena and Co are awake. Therefore, keeping at least half the yawn asleep at any one time. When our English ancestors invented time this is what they must of foreseen.That, and Big Cat finding ample time during the day to lick his own balls.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
LMAO, That hurts cause I haven't had my pain meds yet. :(See, that's where the yawn is truly universal.
Hyena, the strong Aussie workhorse that he is, is forced against his will to awaken from his slumber whereas here in blighty it is approaching the hour of sleep to combat the time that Hyena and Co are awake. Therefore, keeping at least half the yawn asleep at any one time. When our English ancestors invented time this is what they must of foreseen.That, and Big Cat finding ample time during the day to lick his own balls.
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Children misbehaving , children running around, children under the stairs.... Won't let you sleep. Yawn.
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vishbume wrote:
Ahhh children, almost as bad as bakers to the Yaaawwwnnn. But they do bring happiness when we are meant to be awake...Children misbehaving , children running around, children under the stairs.... Won't let you sleep. Yawn.
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Yaaaaawwwwwwn
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Hyena wrote:
Children under the stairs by Wes Craven. Good film.vishbume wrote:
Ahhh children, almost as bad as bakers to the Yaaawwwnnn. But they do bring happiness when we are meant to be awake...Children misbehaving , children running around, children under the stairs.... Won't let you sleep. Yawn.
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vishbume wrote:
Is that where they are??? I knew I had put them somewhere out of the way whilst I had my nap.Hyena wrote:
Children under the stairs by Wes Craven. Good film.vishbume wrote:
Ahhh children, almost as bad as bakers to the Yaaawwwnnn. But they do bring happiness when we are meant to be awake...Children misbehaving , children running around, children under the stairs.... Won't let you sleep. Yawn.
Yaaaawwwwnnnn
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Yaaaaaaaawnnnnn.... 💤💤💤💤
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Hyena wrote:
See, that's where your going wrong. I have swappe out our Glade air freshener plug in smelly things for the patented "RandomBloke Sleepynightynightsnoozysleepysnooze" Chloroform mist spray. Works wonders for the little rugrats. Haven't heard a peep out of mine for 72 hours now.vishbume wrote:
Ahhh children, almost as bad as bakers to the Yaaawwwnnn. But they do bring happiness when we are meant to be awake...Children misbehaving , children running around, children under the stairs.... Won't let you sleep. Yawn.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Ahhhh, so the Kahlua in the milk is not what I should be doing????Hyena wrote:
See, that's where your going wrong. I have swappe out our Glade air freshener plug in smelly things for the patented "RandomBloke Sleepynightynightsnoozysleepysnooze" Chloroform mist spray. Works wonders for the little rugrats. Haven't heard a peep out of mine for 72 hours now.vishbume wrote:
Ahhh children, almost as bad as bakers to the Yaaawwwnnn. But they do bring happiness when we are meant to be awake...Children misbehaving , children running around, children under the stairs.... Won't let you sleep. Yawn.
Anyway the Eastern Wing of Yawn Tower is pretty much all shut up. Most have called it an early night sir.
Yaaaawwwwwnnnnnn
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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SURPRISE CAKE BOMBING NIIIIIIOOOOOONNNNNNNN
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།ཞφи🐯Тιgεя wrote:
No it's not.SURPRISE CAKE BOMBING NIIIIIIOOOOOONNNNNNNN
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།ཞφи🐯Тιgεя wrote:
Thought you had curled up in a corner and reset???SURPRISE CAKE BOMBING NIIIIIIOOOOOONNNNNNNN
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I want into a vendetta!
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Bloody cake invaders!
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