The movement of 'The Yawn' needs You!!!!!!!
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Good day sleepy folk,I've realized this group could be for me,my constant sleepy napness has messed with my head and my bonce has neglected the fact you could help.
Here are my credentials:-
I sleep at least 10 hours a night (anywhere.....bed,fridge,lawn)
I'm frightened by bakery goods,especially any macaroons and the sods who make themDo I qualify?ill nip off for a sleep and wait with baited breath.....hope the lawn is dry💤💤
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O ya Team Sleep
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Yaaawwwnnn
My daughter wants to join. She is currently studying for the entry exam by sleeping on my stomach.
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💩💩RudgicuS💩💩 wrote:
What's your opinion on the forbidden C word?Good day sleepy folk,I've realized this group could be for me,my constant sleepy napness has messed with my head and my bonce has neglected the fact you could help.
Here are my credentials:-
I sleep at least 10 hours a night (anywhere.....bed,fridge,lawn)
I'm frightened by bakery goods,especially any macaroons and the sods who make themDo I qualify?ill nip off for a sleep and wait with baited breath.....hope the lawn is dry💤💤
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
As in "rhymes with toffee" or as in "See you next Tuesday"?💩💩RudgicuS💩💩 wrote:
What's your opinion on the forbidden C word?Good day sleepy folk,I've realized this group could be for me,my constant sleepy napness has messed with my head and my bonce has neglected the fact you could help.
Here are my credentials:-
I sleep at least 10 hours a night (anywhere.....bed,fridge,lawn)
I'm frightened by bakery goods,especially any macaroons and the sods who make themDo I qualify?ill nip off for a sleep and wait with baited breath.....hope the lawn is dry💤💤
The second ones fine, the first is not.
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My "see you next Tuesday" of a back is playing up again.
Day off work but no sleep.
Yaaawwwwnnnnn
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"Chloroform"...? I think any of thr listed aids to transport one to the land of unconsciousness is a definate plus... Night nurse is a favorite of mine... That kinky matron always has me Zzzzzz!
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Suga Danio wrote:
After a happy time?"Chloroform"...? I think any of thr listed aids to transport one to the land of unconsciousness is a definate plus... Night nurse is a favorite of mine... That kinky matron always has me Zzzzzz!
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.... Indeed! 👍
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Hmm forbidden c word.....is it chlamydia? If that's what your referring to I'm not down with that sexytime disease.....especially as hurts the little swimy creatures in your ball bag
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Suga Danio wrote:
Suga always carries his own chloro stash as a "just in case" or for nap emergencies."Chloroform"...? I think any of thr listed aids to transport one to the land of unconsciousness is a definate plus... Night nurse is a favorite of mine... That kinky matron always has me Zzzzzz!
Thats his story for the courts anyways.
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Lol you all are too funny. But reading this is making me really tiredddnduggvs..
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Count me in
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Yaaaawwwwnnnn
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Chaz it would never hold up in court of law... It's purely for personal use... 99.9% of the time anyways!!
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Suga Danio wrote:
That's what you said about your Rhohipnol stash until the old bill pinned those missing Bakers on you as you kept their spatulas as trophies.Chaz it would never hold up in court of law... It's purely for personal use... 99.9% of the time anyways!!
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You and your trophies !
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Trophies, I like trophies I have one for bowling, one for tennis and one necklace made from polished bakers teeth.Suga Danio wrote:
That's what you said about your Rhohipnol stash until the old bill pinned those missing Bakers on you as you kept their spatulas as trophies.Chaz it would never hold up in court of law... It's purely for personal use... 99.9% of the time anyways!!
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Heeelllllooooooo here kitty kitty kitty
Charlie I have searched the tower and Mr BC is no where to be found. I have also checked the local watering holes and no luck.
I guess Mr BC has gone walkabout. I am sure he will return when he is ready.
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Saucer of milk out, and hope for the best... Sure a return is imminent.
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Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ wrote:
No wonder he hasnt shown up. You need a saucer of rum. That will bring him running. BC where are you?!Saucer of milk out, and hope for the best... Sure a return is imminent.
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Hyena wrote:
Suga used to give out necklaces - pearl ones I think - to potential female companions but I think he got a little carried away in the end.Charlie Seiga wrote:
Trophies, I like trophies I have one for bowling, one for tennis and one necklace made from polished bakers teeth.Suga Danio wrote:
That's what you said about your Rhohipnol stash until the old bill pinned those missing Bakers on you as you kept their spatulas as trophies.Chaz it would never hold up in court of law... It's purely for personal use... 99.9% of the time anyways!!
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Hyena wrote:
The little swine is always in the last place you look.Heeelllllooooooo here kitty kitty kitty
Charlie I have searched the tower and Mr BC is no where to be found. I have also checked the local watering holes and no luck.
I guess Mr BC has gone walkabout. I am sure he will return when he is ready.
Obviously.
May I suggest cracking out a fresh plate of catnip, some rum miniatures (as it makes him feel like a giant) and a few issues of the Ikea catalogue and he should come along soon enough.
If not, try the lingerie department on the third floor. He loves him some women's slinkys.
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Well, a few recently coughed up fur-balls found nestled in a pair of mangy knickers were found but our erstwhile puddy-tat wasn't to be seen. Yawn.. Where could that rascal have got to?
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Sorry it took so long but checked out the massage parlors and he wasn't there.
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I feel the vets and older players should use this movement to their advantage. Instead f bitching about the noobs and how they are the living cancer ruining the forums, how about we yawn about it?
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Yaaaawwwwwnnnn
Tired of waiting up for Mr BC. I have left the cat flap open if he decides to return.
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Yaaawwwnnnn 💤💤💤
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I <3 SLEEP IM SO GOOD IN BED I CAN SLEEP FOR DAYS lmao but seriously sleepin isy best friend forever
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Hyena wrote:
Did you check out the "specials" board around back?? He always takes a twenty out with him as a "just in case".Sorry it took so long but checked out the massage parlors and he wasn't there.
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