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Suga danio... I'll have to use the hose outside to get rid of that baker rubbish!
Don't worry I've dug out some warm pjs once we've cleared the baker stuff! -
Make sure they are the standard issue "Randombloke and UV" snowflake onesie.
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Yaaawwwwnnnn
Mr BC, Mr Seiga I found a sachet of coffee when I was cleaning up this morning. Should I throw it in the incinerator or is there a special ceremony for destroying such abominations?
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Hyena wrote:
Yaaawwwwnnnn
Mr BC, Mr Seiga I found a sachet of coffee when I was cleaning up this morning. Should I throw it in the incinerator or is there a special ceremony for destroying such abominations?
True Yawners do not need to ask, they just know.
If you have received your Coffee Kit One (CKOne) kit then use that for its removal.
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I'm sorry I'm no baker it was my stupid friend Iron Tiger
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Iron Tiger wrote:
Stfu u son of a bakerMista Mel wrote:
And now you try to blame a true, good yawner. Despicable baker filth.I'm sorry I'm no baker it was my stupid friend Iron Tiger
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Sorry sir found it at the bottom of the drawer in my room. Please forgive and remember I am still serving my apprenticeship.Hyena wrote:
Yaaawwwwnnnn
Mr BC, Mr Seiga I found a sachet of coffee when I was cleaning up this morning. Should I throw it in the incinerator or is there a special ceremony for destroying such abominations?
True Yawners do not need to ask, they just know.
If you have received your Coffee Kit One (CKOne) kit then use that for its removal.
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Mista Mel wrote:
Iron Tiger wrote:
Stfu u son of a bakerMista Mel wrote:
And now you try to blame a true, good yawner. Despicable baker filth.I'm sorry I'm no baker it was my stupid friend Iron Tiger
I can only hope that the furry paws of the great Yawneth himself raise up and smite the pair of you until you behave.
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Yaaaaawn.... Who awakes me from my slumber with tales of bakers and coffee?!?!
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I have intel regarding attacks from Maxwell House and Kenco to infiltrate the yawn... We must be observant and have our emergency Ovaltine rations at hand... Be vigilant.
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
Bloody noobs sir.Yaaaaawn.... Who awakes me from my slumber with tales of bakers and coffee?!?!
Out of hand again. Still trying to calm the aspartame high they've been on for the last day. Managed to warn them off coffee but they went straight to the Pepsi Max.
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Suga Danio wrote:
Boom!I have intel regarding attacks from Maxwell House and Kenco to infiltrate the yawn... We must be observant and have our emergency Ovaltine rations at hand... Be vigilant.
And thats why the Danio went undercover!
Most thought Nescafé were the evil coffee bean grinders when in fact Maxwell House have trained ferrets to chew the coffee beans and strip off the husks!
Fight against bakers never stops!
Valuable information as always Suga lumps.
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I was once interrogated by a gang of Nescafe thugs in Siberia whilst being force fed chocolate pastries.... I never buckled...
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Ahhhh yes.
I remember the tale.
It was unbelievably hard to get you to snap out of attack mode after that.
It was terrible. There I was, alone in Yawn Towers one dark wet Wednesday evening. I was still an intern back then. Locking up the dark corridors that late after the Big Cat had gone home for the night (and most of the day) was kind of frightening but I was entrusted with the duties so I cracked on. With each lightening crack the rain threw itself harder at the windows. With the last turn of the key in the last door of the south westerly wing I spun round to see a figure in the hall - soaked through, a tube of jusroll puff pastry in one hand, a dreaded CostaNinja uniform in the other.
It was Danio.
He'd been casing a Nescafé stronghold for weeks when the Costas found his hideaway and jumped him.
Many beans were spilt that day, many Pulsbury tubs snapped.
The mans a hero to many and a devil among the living to coffee retail outlets.
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Yaaawwwwnnnn
Wow any more historical stories from the early days of the movement?
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Great memory there Charlie... Danio is a hero in yawn and many a good bed time story created in Danio's honour! Some say that Danio is the Rambo of yawn... I see no reason to disagree with that statement
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Yaaawwwwwnnnnn
An honor to meet you Danio
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Hi cat hope i'm not too low level to join. But a person by the name of "Big Steve99" have been relentleenssly attacking my turfs without reason. He made me spend over 30m in repairs and lowered my income by a ton. If this continues ill be finished for sure. I love this game but he is just making it hard to enjoy.
PS recently he has even got his Lv100+ friends to start attacking me too. He is already 20 levels higher and i cant touch him, let alone fend from 3 other people. I really need help right now.
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Raging Orgasm wrote:
Sir this man has been accused of cheating.Hi cat hope i'm not too low level to join. But a person by the name of "Big Steve99" have been relentleenssly attacking my turfs without reason. He made me spend over 30m in repairs and lowered my income by a ton. If this continues ill be finished for sure. I love this game but he is just making it hard to enjoy.
PS recently he has even got his Lv100+ friends to start attacking me too. He is already 20 levels higher and i cant touch him, let alone fend from 3 other people. I really need help right now.
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Hyena wrote:
RO is accused of cheating or the other dude?Raging Orgasm wrote:
Sir this man has been accused of cheating.Hi cat hope i'm not too low level to join. But a person by the name of "Big Steve99" have been relentleenssly attacking my turfs without reason. He made me spend over 30m in repairs and lowered my income by a ton. If this continues ill be finished for sure. I love this game but he is just making it hard to enjoy.
PS recently he has even got his Lv100+ friends to start attacking me too. He is already 20 levels higher and i cant touch him, let alone fend from 3 other people. I really need help right now.
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I'm already exhausted even thinking about it... Where is Charlie or Kriss... I trust their judgement on these issues. They are far more apt at spotting baker plots than I
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
RO sir, using an app to plant turf without either being at the location or having turf at the location. There is a thread in the GD forum sir.Hyena wrote:
RO is accused of cheating or the other dude?Raging Orgasm wrote:
Sir this man has been accused of cheating.Hi cat hope i'm not too low level to join. But a person by the name of "Big Steve99" have been relentleenssly attacking my turfs without reason. He made me spend over 30m in repairs and lowered my income by a ton. If this continues ill be finished for sure. I love this game but he is just making it hard to enjoy.
PS recently he has even got his Lv100+ friends to start attacking me too. He is already 20 levels higher and i cant touch him, let alone fend from 3 other people. I really need help right now.
Yaaawwwwnnnnn
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Raging Orgasm wrote:
Hi cat hope i'm not too low level to join. But a person by the name of "Big Steve99" have been relentleenssly attacking my turfs without reason. He made me spend over 30m in repairs and lowered my income by a ton. If this continues ill be finished for sure.
So this is why he deleted our conversation. Anyone who wants to see it can PM me and I'll show you on Pal. I have what he said to to me on my news feed still.
As to the cheating allegations that's what someone said about Raging Orgasm, he had multiple turfs made the same day in many different states in the US and Canada, also has a few accounts that are prolly mules as well. He admitted to it in conversation.
The 30 mil part is really funny considering this only started like 2-3 hours ago, I have 32 stamina, anyone really think I caused 30 million in damage in that short of a period??!
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Raging must be a baker.
He has turf in Maryland (Cookies).
This is not a place of conflict.
This is not a place for Vendettas.
This is a place of Yawn.
A place of sanctuary.
Don't forget to wipe your feet on the way out, mind the door too as the swing has been known to be quite agressive.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Thank you sir the noise was disturbing my sleep.Raging must be a baker.
He has turf in Maryland (Cookies).
This is not a place of conflict.
This is not a place for Vendettas.
This is a place of Yawn.
A place of sanctuary.
Don't forget to wipe your feet on the way out, mind the door too as the swing has been known to be quite agressive.
Yaaawwwwnnnnnn
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The bakers have taken my family. I fear my dad may not be dead. I seek sanctuary and ovaltine.
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Missed the infiltration! Glad that I missed it, But pleased fellow yawners were able to resolve in my absense. To disturb mr bc is a terrible crime and will be likely to be met with the highest punishment. i can now tell you i was on a mission. I can now tell you about it.
Mr Kipling, no relation to rudyard it seems, have been spotted adding additives to their products that inhibit sleep. It was the rumour, so some investigation was required, and what a lot of work when on the day of yawneth. -
If Suga is Sly's Rambo then Kriss is surely Dolph's Lt. Nikolai Rachenko.
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Fortunatly there was only one place in the amazon where this particular additive is grown, and only one company is doing it.
Well fellow yawners I was able to get into that company and shut down their operation.
It involves sneaking into the head quarters and disposing of all the paperwork relating to the orders. And planting an agent...
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That reminds me of the beginnings of Hyena's Yawn journey.
He used to be a Baker. Hyena was sent to an African country where Nescafé, Kenco and Starbucks forces are helping fight an anti-TBS rebel movement. He fights with dedication for his Baker commanders, until he is thrown in jail for drunkenly shooting up a bar. During his night in the cell, he meets an American journalist and a Yawn fighter whom the Baking command have designated both as an espionage/terrorist threat, and Hyena learns the truth about the Bakers presence.
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