The movement of 'The Yawn' needs You!!!!!!!
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Must.. Have... Sleep...... YAWN
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I 💗 Yawneth.
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randombloke wrote:
Thank you for your praise, the power of yawn is strong in me and yes not only do I keep one eye open while snoozing, I keep one leg out too, it does go a bit dead on frosty nights but being the Seninel of yawn and keeping those evil bakers away is reward enough.Ultraviolet wrote:
Ultraviolet is always on watch. The sentinel of yawn. Sleeps with one eye open.Get that bag of flour out random, we ere, you might need to kick it!!!
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My bird is officially the Anti-Yawn. The crazy fool tells me off for falling asleep when she is here, my reply - she should be less boring.... Went down like a lead balloon
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Any one around the Dearborn Hts Michgan area plz help I was getting some much needed sleep and when I got up half my turf was gone to some punk named smokin joe
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Qillawen wrote:
This smoking joe, is he in the baking trade? Is he Named because he used to burn all the pies? Don't worry mate, we are on the case.Any one around the Dearborn Hts Michgan area plz help I was getting some much needed sleep and when I got up half my turf was gone to some punk named smokin joe
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Inspector violet is on the case, seems Qillawen may not be what he appears! In his comments there is one from a member called Fatchef! I deduce this is a fiendish plot of the bakery syndicate, case closed.
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You have to wake up pretty early to get one past UV 👆
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I appeal your findings as the only baking I do is when I fall asleep in the summer with the air off
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YOU wrote:
I appeal your findings as the only baking I do is when I fall asleep in the summer with the air off
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Qillawen wrote:
Hmmmm. Seems too eager. We need UV to check for signs of flour upon this players person :)YOU wrote:
I appeal your findings as the only baking I do is when I fall asleep in the summer with the air off
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Well Qillawen your appeal is noted, but you have been rumbled, you my friend are a bakers mole, the evidence speaks for itself - your attacked by a smoking Joe, you have pms in code from a certain fat chef who sends you a message saying "get 97" this is probably code for nail the sleepy bastards, and you even admit to baking in the night! What more do we need? And on to to my next case this mad baker baked 4 and 20 blackbirds in a pie!
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Yes yes the ever vigilant UV granted with the holy matchstick of yawn to keep one eye open has rumbled you. Begone from the movement your evil baking ways are not welcome here. There will be no pies in yawn. It is written.
Get him with the bun UV!!! Get him.
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It's OK now random I think he's shuffled off to the den of bakers, didn't need the bun at all, yes, the sentinel of yawn, it's got a ring to it, first thing tomorrow I will be off to buy myself a deerstalker hat, reckon it could double up as a night cap too.
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*ahem* Yawn.
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Great members of yawn the time is nigh - finally yawneth has granted us the opportunity to unite globally and fight the evil bakers wherever we may find them.
UV will have a much harder job now that this baking evil is spreading worldwide - we must all help in keeping ever vigilant. Replicas of the holy matchstick of yawn are now available at McYawn for all who need them. No doubt UV will instruct us fully in how to use this holy relic.
The time is almost upon us when the first yawn vendetta will be created - it has been written.
I'm off to sleep as Im a bit jet lagged.
May Yawn be strong!!!
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Not sleeping and doing sneaky stuff
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Next person to post is tbs in disguise 👇!!
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Huh?
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Does yawn have a pal room?!?
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Mr Baron wrote:
No but we have a dam good rest room!Does yawn have a pal room?!?
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Just woke from a glorious sleep, and haven't even been attacked while I was there,.. Yawneth be praised 🙏💤
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Please rest easy in your beds fellow yawn members, this Easter we have been blessed with many opportune days to visit the land of yawneth, the eating of many choccy eggs plus the excitement of travel to unknown destinations will lead to great tiredness, but what about the evil bakers? I can hear some of you say, they may attack while we slumber under our stained duvets? Fear not fellow kippers for I, UV have taken an oath to Yawneth to protect you, and equipped with the holy matchstick of Yawn and my 007 spy kit from Argos, I will keep you safe from TBS, my motto, The bun stops here.
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Yes the bun stops here. Well done UV. I feel safer already. Next mission will be to bug the TBS headquarters and find out their evil plans. I feel they have got to me already. With this sunny weather recently I have been unable to snooze as often as one would like. Fear grips me that they may have gotten hold of a weather controlling machine and using it on yawn members. Be vigilant all (inbetween snoozes of course).
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Damn. Has anyone seen BC? I know he's in disguise at the moment trying to infiltrate TBS but I have just heard rumours of a splinter group even more heinous than TBS. DND. apparently they like dunking donuts in coffee. I've also heard they put coffee in babies bottles to get them hooked on caffiene. This group may be our biggest threat yet. Where is BC? I hope those dunkin fools ain't got to him. His leadership is needed in this time of crisis.
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I too am worried about his absence, I fear he may have been abducted by the evil bakers, has he been forced to change his name to El Gato? Mind you it could be worse, could have been named Duncan, Duncan doughnuts!!!
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no need to worry fellow yawners Cat has discovered that is mass is harder to move whist asleep.
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👨🐵👈 Add JB 👨🐵👈 wrote:
Hi JB, nice to see you here, can you confirm our leader is ok? I heard a rumour that he was held captive and force fed red hot chillies, then the swines had kept him awake with Jamie Oliver repeats, he'll come back a broken cat!!!no need to worry fellow yawners Cat has discovered that is mass is harder to move whist asleep.
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Ultraviolet wrote:
I can confirm our leader has taken a Spanish name and is now overseas. He has statedthat they sleep at different times to him which allows for an extra long lay in. The part about chillies is pure propaganda how the Jamie Oliver part is true, although it's all different over here and he keeps going on about adding color to his dishes. When we can interpret we will report back.👨🐵👈 Add JB 👨🐵👈 wrote:
Hi JB, nice to see you here, can you confirm our leader is ok? I heard a rumour that he was held captive and force fed red hot chillies, then the swines had kept him awake with Jamie Oliver repeats, he'll come back a broken cat!!!no need to worry fellow yawners Cat has discovered that is mass is harder to move whist asleep.
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Ah all is clear, the reason he's gone quite is because he is actively becoming Spanish, in other words SIESTA! So now he sleeps all night and all day, Yawneth be praised he's found the mother load!
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