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The movement of 'The Yawn' needs You!!!!!!!

• Mr Big Cat Apr 4, 2011

  skyman724 wrote:

  Mr. Big Cat, BW$ has randomly decided to call me Little Cat. Can you get an explanation out of him? (He won't listen to me, so I can't ask myself)
  

  Skyman, fear not, the movement knows not of this BW$ .... it is likely that he has been sent by the bakers as a means to frustrate and cause friction within the group. Return fire with a witty nickname for him skyman!!
• Ultraviolet Apr 4, 2011

  Mr Big Cat wrote:

  Ultraviolet wrote:

  If I sleep for more than 9 hours I get a blinding headache, feels like I've been on the pop all night Lol.
  

  Behold sleep through this feeling! It is yawneth sending u through the trails of yawn!

  Praise be
  

  Thank you for your answer Mr BC, I shall try to sleep longer and get through this malady, if Yawneth is testing me this way then I shall try to prove worthy.
• Mr Big Cat Apr 6, 2011

  Behold we have a new addition to our enemies! The chap the cuts my communal lawn!!! Here I lay, expecting to enjoy a cheeky mid week lay in and this mofo it cutting the lawn right by my window !!!
• TheSmokinGun Apr 6, 2011

  Good afternoon. Anyone around? :)
• 🍀Mr Ikslopot Apr 7, 2011

  ZAZ managed to become top fighter in the US, New York, Florida, and the cities he occupied. Not by effort but by strategy that allowed him the least amount of effort to meet the goals. Due to great accomplishment due to love of leasure I plead for honorary Yaaaaawn membership into our ranks.
• Don Daan Apr 7, 2011

  Mr. Ikslopot wrote:

  ZAZ managed to become top fighter in the US, New York, Florida, and the cities he occupied. Not by effort but by strategy that allowed him the least amount of effort to meet the goals. Due to great accomplishment due to love of leasure I plead for honorary Yaaaaawn membership into our ranks.
  

  You are wise to hav done this, Yawneth told me once of à true and powerful warrior of the Yawn.
  See yourself as a welcomed member of the Yawn
• randombloke Apr 7, 2011

  Mr. Ikslopot wrote:

  ZAZ managed to become top fighter in the US, New York, Florida, and the cities he occupied. Not by effort but by strategy that allowed him the least amount of effort to meet the goals. Due to great accomplishment due to love of leasure I plead for honorary Yaaaaawn membership into our ranks.
  

  Welcome welcome. Chill out relax and indulge your sleep fetish
• randombloke Apr 9, 2011

  Please rouse yourselfs gently!!! TBS have reared their ugly head in the forum. We must locate the bun and put an end to their caffeinated ways.
• Mr Big Cat Apr 9, 2011

  randombloke wrote:

  Please rouse yourselfs gently!!! TBS have reared their ugly head in the forum. We must locate the bun and put an end to their caffeinated ways.
  

  I see this too RB. Worrying times for those of us true to the path of yawn.

  Tread carefully my friends, may yawn be with u all!
• Mr Big Cat Apr 9, 2011

  In other news we are nearly at 500posts! Yawneth is strong in turf wars
• randombloke Apr 9, 2011

  Yawn will now truly be international!!!!'
• Sponpi999 Apr 10, 2011

  The custom pyjamas are coming out tommorrow btw
• Mr Big Cat Apr 10, 2011

  Sponpi999 wrote:

  The custom pyjamas are coming out tommorrow btw
  

  Truly yawn worthy :-)
• Ultraviolet Apr 10, 2011

  Mr Big Cat wrote:

  Sponpi999 wrote:

  The custom pyjamas are coming out tommorrow btw
  

  Truly yawn worthy :-)

  Ahh, do you have a star and stripe design? I may be needing these shortly.
• Mac Da Knife Apr 11, 2011

  I didn't pass out. I was just taking a beer nap. Then THEY strike. YAWN. Does that make me a member??
• Mr Big Cat Apr 11, 2011

  Mac Da Knife wrote:

  I didn't pass out. I was just taking a beer nap. Then THEY strike. YAWN. Does that make me a member??
  

  That it does!!!! We should all be entitled to beer nap free from the fear that attacks may happen!

  Yawneth be praised and welcome
• skyman724 Apr 12, 2011

  Mr Big Cat wrote:

  skyman724 wrote:

  Mr. Big Cat, BW$ has randomly decided to call me Little Cat. Can you get an explanation out of him? (He won't listen to me, so I can't ask myself)

  Skyman, fear not, the movement knows not of this BW$ .... it is likely that he has been sent by the bakers as a means to frustrate and cause friction within the group. Return fire with a witty nickname for him skyman!!

  I am stuck between 2 nicknames: Charlie Sheen (he was in the original Wall Street movie) and Eddie Murphy (he was in Trading Places; however, I think this one would make him look better instead of worse because EM's character wins in the end (like Charlie Sheen WINNING))
• Sponpi999 Apr 12, 2011

  Ultraviolet wrote:

  Mr Big Cat wrote:

  Sponpi999 wrote:

  The custom pyjamas are coming out tommorrow btw
  

  Truly yawn worthy :-)

  Ahh, do you have a star and stripe design? I may be needing these shortly.

  Depends, do you mean stripes in the back and stars in front of it?
• Ultraviolet Apr 13, 2011

  Thanks Sponpi, it was a flag design that I was thinking about, perhaps to get past airport security
• randombloke Apr 13, 2011

  How about yellow stars in the front and brown stripes at the back??!!??
• Ultraviolet Apr 13, 2011

  randombloke wrote:

  How about yellow stars in the front and brown stripes at the back??!!??
  

  Like it, practical as well as functional, looks like you have some design experience RB.
• Mr Big Cat Apr 14, 2011

  Ultraviolet wrote:

  randombloke wrote:

  How about yellow stars in the front and brown stripes at the back??!!??
  

  Like it, practical as well as functional, looks like you have some design experience RB.

  I bet they would be fashionable too!!! RB has been known as TWFC's Gok Wan for some time now!
• Ultraviolet Apr 14, 2011

  Mr Big Cat wrote:

  Ultraviolet wrote:

  randombloke wrote:

  How about yellow stars in the front and brown stripes at the back??!!??
  

  Like it, practical as well as functional, looks like you have some design experience RB.

  I bet they would be fashionable too!!! RB has been known as TWFC's Gok Wan for some time now!

  Does RB wear a zoot suit and wear spats when's he is out capping?
• randombloke Apr 14, 2011

  Mr Big Cat wrote:

  Ultraviolet wrote:

  randombloke wrote:

  How about yellow stars in the front and brown stripes at the back??!!??
  

  Like it, practical as well as functional, looks like you have some design experience RB.

  I bet they would be fashionable too!!! RB has been known as TWFC's Gok Wan for some time now!

  Meh! He has not one ounce of my style BC. Plus my wrists aren't limp.
• Sponpi999 Apr 15, 2011

  They are fully out today, you can get any design or color
• Sponpi999 Apr 15, 2011

  Im thinking dark green dotted spirals in front, with lighter green criss-crossed diamonds and a solid yellow in the back
• IcyFresh Apr 15, 2011

  I ❤Sleep!
• !ZAZ Apr 15, 2011

  I herby Pledge undying love and loyalty to the yawn cause and will stop at nothing to help accomplish all above mentioned goals...right after I nod off...

  ...FOR THE YAWN MOVEMENT!! OOORAH! ooorah.. (defiantly jumps in bed, pulls the comfortors of justice and sinks head into the pillows of honor)
• kurti2010 Apr 15, 2011

  Yayyyyy sleep
• Ultraviolet Apr 15, 2011

  !ZAZ wrote:

  I herby Pledge undying love and loyalty to the yawn cause and will stop at nothing to help accomplish all above mentioned goals...right after I nod off...

  ...FOR THE YAWN MOVEMENT!! OOORAH! ooorah.. (defiantly jumps in bed, pulls the comfortors of justice and sinks head into the pillows of honor)
  

  Hi, I really would love to buy two of these pillows of honor you mentioned, these would replace my pillows of shame (too much biting!).

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