The movement of 'The Yawn' needs You!!!!!!!
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Rynaldo wrote:
Ummm that's Trigger's "special" saddle for when he rides the jockeys....me likey
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Wow.
I can see that as a few of us have gone semi- retired it will appear that a few bakers are slipping in.
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Apparently, Big Cat has the mange.
Beware!
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Charlie remember, you must always yawn. Always.
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Yaaaaawwwwwwwwnnnnnn ....
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Ill join I love sleep
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ogkush4201 wrote:
You seem way too awake and eager.... Plus you didn't use the secret password... And is that.... Flour I smell....Ill join I love sleep
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Yawn and the whole world will yawn with you.
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This thread is still going?!? I went inactive for a year, and my old comments Gould be somewhere in here......
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Apparently, Big Cat and Random have been dancing all night to the best song ever.
Either that or finally they've succeeded in their plan to capture One Direction using a mix of brightly coloured alcoholic beverages, Cougars and Crayola products.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Their dancing to Jack Black... Really I mean Tenacious D are alright but best song ever....Apparently, Big Cat and Random have been dancing all night to the best song ever.
Either that or finally they've succeeded in their plan to capture One Direction using a mix of brightly coloured alcoholic beverages, Cougars and Crayola products.
This needs to be thought about at a much deeper level so I'm off to bed...
Yaaaaawwwwwwwwnnnnn.......
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Yawn.
Running mascara,and canapés,
Will you yawn with me?,
Amanita,carbonara,
A weevil in the potpourri.
Won't you yawn with me? -
Who's making all the noise in here!?! 😼
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I will join your movement, if invited/wanted! I too have been unceremoniously attacked and capped by the same individual at obscure and inconvenient times. With sleep, I could be far less tired. Awesome.
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Uswrfijjjoonnn
👆 Dr tink uAen
Ahhh Fuckital sill Fi cut in the morning....
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Whatever happened to Banderas? He used to be such a miscreant, such a card. Now he just comes round and flirts with my fucking fruit bowl.
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At times I'm not sure the world truly understands how much street level crime from C-list celebs the Yawn has to deal with each week. Just last night I caught Duncan from Blue trying to sneak a Boost bar through the self-checkout till without paying for it.
Criminal.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Celebs are aligned with the bakers CS. Good shows on late at night to limit ones sleep....At times I'm not sure the world truly understands how much street level crime from C-list celebs the Yawn has to deal with each week. Just last night I caught Duncan from Blue trying to sneak a Boost bar through the self-checkout till without paying for it.
Criminal.
Award ceremonies for teens to stay awake for going in into the wee small hours it is a conspiracy I say. Turn off the TV all for it is time to yawwwwnnnnn....
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I've fought many battles since my Yawning career began, but a fresh conflict has broken once more in war-torn Clacton-on-Sea.
Ever since Worrall-Thompson got off with thieving, the TV chefs have gone feral. They've formed a renegade crime ring: The 30 Minute Mafia.
Jamie Oliver is the leader of the well-fed band of outlaws. He calls himself "Two-Tthhaayth". That spittle earns him respect.
Fear not though, For I am still on patrol. I caught Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall & Heston Blumenthal mugging a kid at baguette-point last night. Whittingstall thought he could charm his way out by complimenting me on my cape and offering up a runner bean, but I was having none of it.
They were let off with a caution, on the proviso that they cooked me dinner. Heston had to wash up. I'm not eating any of that shite he serves. Snail porridge? Caviar ice cream? That specky twat can fuck right off. It looks like someone shaved SuBo head to minge & gave her a labcoat.
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All is very quiet in Yawn towers, I think many in the Northern Hemisphere have decided to start their hibernation early this year...
Yaaaawwwwnnnnn.....
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Trouble at the old Putney organic bean factory last night; a shipment was stolen by an armed gang. The 30 Minute Mafia are early suspects.
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A body was found; they'd been suffocated, covered head to toe in pastry. It was like that bit in Goldfinger, except slightly more delicious.
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Thanks to my infallible acting skills, I've infiltrated the 30 Minute Mafia & immersed myself in their world of crime, lime and coriander. My alter-ego is "Salty Chaz". I told them I've got my own Sunday morning cooking show on Channel 5 called "A Mouthful of Salty".
Fool proof.
From within I've learnt a little about their hierarchy. They're a nascent force, but there are literally 1000s of TV chefs in the UK alone.
Their superficial leader is Jimmy Oliver, but he answers to higher powers. I've heard the names Torode & Wallace; they call them The Judges.
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Oliver seems to have gained his authority with callous brutality. He drowned his predecessor in spit trying to say the word "philanthropy". In fairness I wouldn't argue with Jamie Oliver. Have you seen the size of his tongue? It's like he's chewing on a cow's udder.
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The corruption of the 30 minute mafia is getting bad down here. Mad Manu is recruiting everyday home cooks to their cause... They are hiding their true intentions in the guise of competitions but I see through their actions....
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The heinous things this brigand of chubby kitchen warriors have done are indescribable. Here are some descriptions...
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Ainsley Harriott, the second in command, apparently once spatchcocked an ostrich he'd nicked from Longleat and served it up for Christmas.
Heston Blumenthal recently created a gravy made from - amongst other things - mice, heroin, metal, King Edward III, methane, Oxide, Neutrino & grief.
Hugh Fearley-Whittingstall is evil. They say he keeps members from an early 00s pop band in his cellar. I won't name names as it's hearsay.
Apologies, missed a capital letter on Hearsay. I won't/can't name their names because I can't recall who any of the vapid fuckers were.
Gordon Ramsay? He's the Keyser Soze of the group. They speak of him and his face of pickled misery in mythical tones.
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What about James Martin?
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😴💤💤💤💤💤
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Who ever told Suga about "Twerking" I and the rest of the Yawn kindly request that you un-tell him.
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