The movement of 'The Yawn' needs You!!!!!!!
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🅰©🅱 Dan😜 = a known troll. Must have slipped through the troll sensor alert, must check the batteries on those. Yawning garlic, onion and broccoli fart breath in his face right now.
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F@B!0 wrote:
How does you being here appear to be viable?how does this thread have anything to do with vendetta recruitment?
Clear off else you will feel the wrath of Suga's Hoe Slappin' hand!
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🅰©🅱 Dan😜 wrote:
Add me up!!! An this star crossbones star punk along with this mystery punk attack me round the clock. and all I want so some dang sleep
No.
Just no.
Not unless you can form a queue of Lenoard Nimoys to pump up Russell Brands head to such an enormous size using a foot pump and charge fifty pence a single pump it will fill a bath tub right to the top if it were filled with said fifty pence prices and a Dave Benson Phillips dressed in a Thriller costume whilst eating his own weight in Chocolate Hob Nobs.
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Ooer, last page missing, ok own up, who's taken it?
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Ultraviolet wrote:
Sorry - took it with me for my napOoer, last page missing, ok own up, who's taken it?
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I've managed to get hold of a Nokia 3210 inside with the use of my new bestie Oscar Pistorius.... Don't know how he managed to get it in here but it doesn't half smell of poo? Anyway, I've made some great friends in here, Billy bob and Big Wendy to name a few... Although cleaning their cell with a pink pinny on can get tiresome! Could do with 40 winks or so!
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Fartex bolted the cat flap shut again
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Also I have news of a new baker conspiracy ...
Every time I try to write yaaawn my phone tries to tell me to right Taiwan ... I think it's clear that the Taiwanese are in cahoots with the bakers.
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
Then go and have a nap until the door is opened, I'm off to yawn.Fartex bolted the cat flap shut again
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The Russell Brand tale by Charlie is a work of genius.Not too many know of his creative genius.All the poorer they be.Yawn
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Yawn. A Sunday yawn.
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Yaaaaawwwwwwnnnnnn....
Bloody cats finally in, time for bed... 12:53am....
Bad kitty....
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Just seen Williams Shatner fly tipping his old Hot Point washing machine out of the back of a "Y" reg blue Ford Transit.
Keep an eye out as that fucker is making a right old mess of the East Wing gardens.
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Can u invite me?
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Just got back from the store with some Nyquil. Boy am i tired
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CaliLifeStyle wrote:
Baker.Just got back from the store with some Nyquil. Boy am i tired
For a true devote Yawnee would not need artificial remedies to aid sleep.
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ømêgågáñgśtêr wrote:
No.Can u invite me?
Not until you can redecorate Suga Danio's (secret) Mastabatorium.
Third floor.
West Wing.
Rooms 318 - 324.
Powder Blue should look lovely this time of year.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Worst sort, I heard he puts real caffeine in the coffee scrolls and gives them to children after school....CaliLifeStyle wrote:
Baker.Just got back from the store with some Nyquil. Boy am i tired
For a true devote Yawnee would not need artificial remedies to aid sleep.
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I'm going to
sleep
so
dont
attack
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CaliLifeStyle wrote:
Bakers are not to be trusted, this is likely a ruse....I'm going to
sleep
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dont
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👻 Ghost Yaaaaawwwwnnnnn....
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This spring brake I'm going to sleep from 6:00am to 12:00am. Only getting out of bed to eat and use the bathroom
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The traps are working, they're showing themselves. Yawn.
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ømêgågáñgśtêr wrote:
Please fill out all application forms ✏📋 in triplicate and turn them in to Trigger. I'd not recommend doing it right as he's currently engaged....Can u invite me?
And tends to be rather testy when interrupted. Do so at your own peril.
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Yaaaawwwwwwnnnn, 8:00 and all is quiet not only at Yawn Towers but in the V forum. A vast improvement on last night.
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Tis my great pleasure to announce the engagement of my Donkey friend Trigger, the rumours were true, spotted hoof in hand recently with no other than Olga! Yes he finally made our Russian postmistress swoon,
Think it was the seven pints of raw Rakia and Trigger dropping his trousers that finally swayed her, but hey let's see how it goes, if nothing else she can deliver the post quicker, lol. -
No posts for a day? Has news of Triggers new love shocked everyone so much? a News of the World reporter was seen sniffing around yesterday, looking for scandal on Trigger no doubt! Gutter press dogs! Hmm wonder how much I can get for his foal photos?
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Hyena, ur info is not correct
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Kelly Brook.
Yawn.
That will be all.
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🅰©🅱 Dan😜 wrote:
Bakers amongst us. Yawn vigilantly my friends.Hyena, ur info is not correct
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