The movement of 'The Yawn' needs You!!!!!!!
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👀 Yawneth towers sing their sweet melody. A siren song as sweet as wine proves to be too much to resist. 💤💤💤💤💤💤
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Tawny yawn prevails. Yawn.
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Was rudely awoken early this morning by the loud sound of excited braying from my bisexual donkey! So fearing the worst I reluctantly rolled off my straw mattress. There was Trigger racing around the yard, with a large package in his teeth! Yes Olga had finally delivered his pyjamas!, wow last time I saw him this excited was when he read that Suga was coming to visit him, with a specialy made carrot vibrator (extra large) anyway as quick as a flash he has those amazing PJs on, parading round the village as proud as a donkey could be, the extra arousal area he can test later when he sees Olga again, as I believe he has a large crush on her, many thanks to all at Yawn towers for making this donkeys day.
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Ps , Olga has confided in me that she is quite attracted to old Trigger, seems the Pyjamas may have given the donkey some mojo, anyway let's see what happens, oh the latest news in the village is that the shop has real Heinz beans for sale! Gonna rush now and buy me and donkey some, maybe test out the pyjama seams for pressure, lol.
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Your news brings great joy to us UV.Bless that scamp Trigger.
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Invite plz...
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catboy wrote:
Who is your daddy?Invite plz...
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vishbume wrote:
And does he do it like they do on the Discovery Channel?catboy wrote:
Who is your daddy?Invite plz...
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Yes he do, do it Charlie, ah also good news went to Varna today (3rd largest city in Bulgaria) and finally laid some turf, hooray!vishbume wrote:
And does he do it like they do on the Discovery Channel?catboy wrote:
Who is your daddy?Invite plz...
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I was thinking of joining you but it's a hop from either Germany or Israel....... A bridge too far me thinks.
Although you never know!
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
We ain't nothin' but mammals. yawn.vishbume wrote:
And does he do it like they do on the Discovery Channel?catboy wrote:
Who is your daddy?Invite plz...
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Ultraviolet wrote:
HuZZah Varna HuZZah UltravioletCharlie Seiga wrote:
Yes he do, do it Charlie, ah also good news went to Varna today (3rd largest city in Bulgaria) and finally laid some turf, hooray!vishbume wrote:
And does he do it like they do on the Discovery Channel?catboy wrote:
Who is your daddy?Invite plz...
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UV,is it possible to watch The Krankies dubbed into Bulgarian as opposed to their original gibberish?How would ,"Uh,uh, I could crush a graype" be in Bulgarian? Is it popular or used to incite mobs? Do the populace know that there were/are swingers? Thanks in advance mate!
P.s: Spanish versión:"Uff,Uff, Podría aplastar una uuuuuva". -
vishbume wrote:
Ah Vish in answer to you question, there is no Bulgarian Krankies, if fact there is nothing on our TV that is in English, we do get a lot of folk dancing shown this is about as good as it gets here, I did try to use a large wok on a pole for better reception, but the pole kept drinking vodka and the picture went fuzzy, don't know if any swingers live in the village, only thing I can think of that swings around here is the donkeys swollen member when he sees Olga.UV,is it possible to watch The Krankies dubbed into Bulgarian as opposed to their original gibberish?How would ,"Uh,uh, I could crush a graype" be in Bulgarian? Is it popular or used to incite mobs? Do the populace know that there were/are swingers? Thanks in advance mate!
P.s: Spanish versión:"Uff,Uff, Podría aplastar una uuuuuva". -
Trust Trigger! Yawn bless him.
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Don't really need words when EroXXX HD is on.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
In fact,'tis better when the volume is down so as not to prick the neighbours ears.Don't really need words when EroXXX HD is on.
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It's worse with Babestation as I'm constantly asking the naughty schoolgirls to sit at the desks and do some bloody work when I can hear Big Cat coming down the hallway in the East Wing.
Can't have him seeing anything like that.
Not that he doesn't approve, more that it enrages him and we have to put up with him dry humping the cushions for hours.
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Yawn and triple Yawn.
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Soft Kitty, warm kitty, rum-covered ball of fur......
Where has big cat fudged off to I wonder?
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Yawn though your heart is aching
Yawn even though it's breaking
When there are clouds in the sky, you'll get by
If you Yawn through your fear and sorrow
Yawn and maybe tomorrow
You'll see the sun come shining through for you -
Yawn drill. Beautiful stuff Charlie.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Ooer, Charles has gone all poetic, this is sung after a baker attack, once the dogs hired a helicopter flew over Yawn HQ and dropped 20 kilos of Netto coffee granules over us, the dam stuff got everywhere, even found its way into our Horlicks!, we sang that particular song to cheer us up, the evil swine!.Yawn though your heart is aching
Yawn even though it's breaking
When there are clouds in the sky, you'll get by
If you Yawn through your fear and sorrow
Yawn and maybe tomorrow
You'll see the sun come shining through for you -
Bakers are bad. Yawn
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I remember that.
Suga went mental after that. He stomped around in his bright yellow Doc Martins up and down the hallways with a paper hat and a Selina Gomez t-shirt on back to front.
Nothing else.
Quite a fright for the new residents as they were still in shock from the initial attack
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UV,do Trigger's pyjama seams yet withhold? There be the yet unspoken question on our lips.
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vishbume wrote:
A good question Vish, I can tell you all seams well, I was a little worried about the pressure on the crutch area so I did ask Olga if she wouldn't mind removing her large postbag so Trigger might see more of her ample charms, I tell you those pyjama's were seriously tested, we're they made from carbon fibre and Kevlar?, poor Olga had to vault the garden wall to escape his amorous advances, later that day when the swelling had subsided I did feel a little guilty about teasing him that way but hey we had to test them out,UV,do Trigger's pyjama seams yet withhold? There be the yet unspoken question on our lips.
Yawn -
Time for a mid morning nap yawn 💤💤💤
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Home is heaven and orgies are vile,
But I like an orgy, once in a while. -
Ice cold rum and cherry Pepsi max - yawneth be praised
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