The movement of 'The Yawn' needs You!!!!!!!
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
I yawn therefore I think.I think therefore I yawn.
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Still no sign of the parcel containing my donkeys undergarments, can't wait to see if Olga the Russian postmistress can throw it over the the garden gate, Charlie and Vish would be proud of Trigger, I have converted him into the ways of the Yawn! Yes dear readers, my bisexual donkey is fully trained to sniff out the dreaded bakers and upon finding one will upon the command "cat" chomp down on the unfortunate bakers ghoulies! He has done this twice so far, the last time he went a little too far and ripped the poor bastards balls completely off!! But hey he won't be baking bread for a while.
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Ultraviolet wrote:
My heart swells with pride to hear of such things.When Trigger was made they threw away the mould.Still no sign of the parcel containing my donkeys undergarments, can't wait to see if Olga the Russian postmistress can throw it over the the garden gate, Charlie and Vish would be proud of Trigger, I have converted him into the ways of the Yawn! Yes dear readers, my bisexual donkey is fully trained to sniff out the dreaded bakers and upon finding one will upon the command "cat" chomp down on the unfortunate bakers ghoulies! He has done this twice so far, the last time he went a little too far and ripped the poor bastards balls completely off!! But hey he won't be baking bread for a while.
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Olga will have a hell if a time trying to launch the parcel as it was the extra Egyptian thread count romper suits that were sent.
It was Suga that picked them for you. Vish wanted to send the normal ones as they might get there quicker, MBC wanted to send nothing but used tissues we found in Suga's room to you, Random wanted to post the other Wombles for your collection and I was happy to send the "Hello Kitty" you secretly really wanted!
So,
250 thread count limited edition Egyptian cotton Thomas the Tank Engine Donkey sized romper suit is on its way!!
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Yawn Zzzzzz!! What have I missed..? I mistakenly took full strength maxwell house gold blend instead of decaf just to get a few chores done around my hollow tree stump which has proven to have wiped me out for several months....! Who won celebrity big brother!?
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Suga Danio wrote:
Who won?!?! WHO WON?!?Yawn Zzzzzz!! What have I missed..? I mistakenly took full strength maxwell house gold blend instead of decaf just to get a few chores done around my hollow tree stump which has proven to have wiped me out for several months....! Who won celebrity big brother!?
You wore the free t-shirt that was given away with the winner for two months!!
Vish had to bribe you so youd take it off with a subscription to men's health magazine and a packet of Asda own brand tea lights.
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Hey Charlie! Don't forget to mention a lifetime's supply of embossed jam rags!
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And Suga, if you can't remember, it was Nathan Moore. Lead singer of Brother Beyond off of the 80's.
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I only buy men's health for the free shaving cream to be fair! Nathan Moore is dead to me, I washed my hands of him back in the 90's when I found out he'd used my toothbrush and buried a dead body under my patio...
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"Hit me baby one more time". Did that ever get to be a tune within a MacDonald's toy?
You could sell the toothbrush on eBay Suga; might still be a few undead fans yet. -
I will join!! 😲YAWN😲
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Monster Boy wrote:
Wanna buy a toothbrush?I will join!! 😲YAWN😲
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Well bless my soul, it's Suga!, how ya been? Haven't heard from you in ages, Charlie sends reports that you have used extraordinary amounts of tissues lately, I hope your cold gets better, I have to resort to toilet roll as supplies here in the village are limited, keep in touch.
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Yawn. Sweet be the Yawn that yawns.
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I've been in a deep state of mind but Rylan from X Factor brought me back to the land of the living, what a fantastic young talent he is although his youthful looks slightly resemble a praying-mantis/boiled horse. My "cold" is on the mend... As soon as I run out of tissue and my subscription to crack whores unleashed expires!
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Why Missus Fork and Mister Socket cannot be friends. Yawn
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Suga Danio wrote:
My donkey Trigger indicated ( by hoof taps) that he would like to meet this Suga, he said he could show him a thing or two, a rather impressive thing it is too! So fancy coming here to deepest Bulgaria to get buggered Suga?.I've been in a deep state of mind but Rylan from X Factor brought me back to the land of the living, what a fantastic young talent he is although his youthful looks slightly resemble a praying-mantis/boiled horse. My "cold" is on the mend... As soon as I run out of tissue and my subscription to crack whores unleashed expires!
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Yawn
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La la la la.
La la la la.
Elmo's World.
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Моля, изпратете спусъка хубаво сочен морков.
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Ultraviolet wrote:
Моля, изпратете спусъка хубаво сочен морков.
I didn't think you could do that with a cheeseboard!
Well I never! Something new everyday!
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Ultraviolet wrote:
Морковът е на този пост.Моля, изпратете спусъка хубаво сочен морков.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Many thanks Charlie but you do realise that if Olga the gymnastic post women throws Triggers carrot over the wall as she normally does, and I don't notice, I may have a new carrot patch next year!.Ultraviolet wrote:
Морковът е на този пост.Моля, изпратете спусъка хубаво сочен морков.
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Yawn. That Trigger is a rascal. A horny one at that. Yawn Hope the pjs arrive soon UV.
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Adds a new dimension to the "pin the tail on the donkey" game of old. Seems the objective of this one is to "not get nailed by the donkey".
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That's why Trigger needs the pyjamas wth double stitching! Yawn
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19 days to HALLOWEEN 🎃👻
41 days to THANKSGIVING🍴🍗
74 days to CHRISTMAS 🎅🎄🎁
80 days to NEWYEARSEVE 🎉🎊🎉🎊I need a nap just thinking about it all.
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Yaaaawn - that was quite the sleep
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Welcome back Mr Big Cat.
Afternoon nap time. Yawn. -
Welcome back bc missed u in gd buddy
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