The movement of 'The Yawn' needs You!!!!!!!
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All I can see is Nigel Winterburn and nothing else.
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Nicky Butt, Micky Quinn, Les Ferdinand....
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Yawn
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Well.
Three weeks of OTT medication and the same antibiotics used for anthrax poisoning makes you think.
Lots of yawn. Lots of reflection. Lots of time to send abusive messages to bellends on twitter. I've learnt that I can actually believe it is butter and also that "thrash" metal is different to "death" metal. No idea in what way though as I'm not really that interested. DNB the games here! I think I may still be poorly as I ramble a tad.
Drowsy too.
Has anyone seen Big Cat or Random lately? Big Cat was last seen going out for milk a week ago but that was it. Ultraviolet is worse though. Double secret missions back to back FFS! Absolutely ruined the second book of 50 shades for him that did. -
I may aswell get in on this... YAWN!💤💤
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So,
I couldn't get any sleep last night and the only thing I coul think of was to abuse some people on the Twitter.
It's reeeeeeaaaaaaaly annoying when the person/s you're sending abuse too don't reply back.
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A sluggard's yawn is a yawn nonetheless. Now for a noble yawn of the purple order. Yawn.
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I *yawn* join
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Yawn
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The yawn is vital yet.
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Yawn
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Never shall you make me yawn!!!
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
'Throws eggplant'Never shall you make me yawn!!!
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Baker!Never shall you make me yawn!!!
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
😱🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Baker!Never shall you make me yawn!!!
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Hello fellow bed worshipers, how's it going? I am very busy at Yawn central at the moment, problem is that we lent 500 beds to the Olympic committee for the opening ceremony (the NHS bit) and they have gone missing!! As Big Cat has gone AWOL it's down to me to sort it out, I suspect a baker plot, anybody seen beds for sale on car boots? Keep me informed.
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By the way Charlie the bakers "project Awake" (deep secret shhh!) cracked by one of our own, did reveal that they have indeed brought out a book based on 50 shades, called 50 ways to use cream horns! I can lend you a copy!.
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Merchandise update.
Due to popular demand on the continent, we have ran out of the Breststroke and relay swimmers t-Shirts for France.
The "I love Fanny (Babou)!" T-Shirts have proven very popular. I didn't even know the Yawn had gained popularity in France.
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Yawn
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Ultraviolet wrote:
Is it on kindle?By the way Charlie the bakers "project Awake" (deep secret shhh!) cracked by one of our own, did reveal that they have indeed brought out a book based on 50 shades, called 50 ways to use cream horns! I can lend you a copy!.
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After one of the final meetings with Ultraviolet before one of his more extensive missions he revealed to BC, Random and I one of his more frightening findings.
TBS have discovered that they have managed to train duck-sized horses and riders to perform night attacks on unsuspecting slumber takers.
The name for these disgusting abnormalities was revealed and haunted BC back to his kitty tray.
The tiny jockeys are known as "Knights, Noblemen of Bakers"
Or,
"KNOB Jockeys"
Please be aware of these KNOB Jockeys as they will go out of there way to ruin your day.
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Duly noted Charlie.Let those filthy KNOBS show themselves to the cat o' nines.
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Another interesting fact about these horrible mini Knob jockeys is that when they attack you they are high on Viagra! Yes I know, how could it get worse? I personally make sure i sleep on my back and wear several pairs of industrial strength underpants, just in case
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Yawn
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I'm afraid I'm obliged to complain to the merchandising consultant at Yawn Towers due to loss of earnings caused by your Yawn-athon commemorative product. Mrs Lurcher is not happy that she has to allow bedroom space for the item, and even less so that she had to ring the NHS helpline to find a solution for my late night Ennis elbow....
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vishbume wrote:
Yawn
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Yawn just woke up to 505 nots oh well let's go back to sleep yawnnnnn
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Randombloke invented Disco.
He is ashamed every single day for this which is why he then went on to invent the Wonderbra as an apology.
Mr Big Cat, not to be out shone, had a go at inventing a new form of breakfast cereal with three cheeky elves as mascots but seeing as how this already had been done, threw away the plans and by pure accident came up with the idea for Star Wars.
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
Yawn. Long live Sir Big Cat.vishbume wrote:
Yawn
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Yawns are getting longer now the more notes I am getting I think the power of booze sleep might help yawnth be with me
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