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Are you another Turf Wars orphan in need of a family? Reply here or message Uncle Skriggy to become the newest nibling in "The Nieces and Nephews."
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Careful... I joined and this dude is one creepy uncle. He keeps sniffing my elbows. Just weird.
But I must say, I have learned a thing or two about making lampshades out of empty beer cans. Now that's a skill you can take to the bank!
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So what's this family deal all about?Answer:
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Question: What are the perks of joining?
Answer: Bath time with Uncle Skriggy.
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Question: I heard about a free toaster. Is that offer still good?
Answer: Yes, but you have to hurry. This is a limited time offer.
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Is this family any different from all the others?Answer: Probably not much different, but we do have pies!
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Question: Will the family back me if I get into trouble?
Answer: Absolutely not. We will probably just mock you and throw gas on the flames. But if you can't count on family to do that, who can you count on?
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Question: I'm still undecided. What can you say to help me make up my mind?
Answer: Do you want to be a confused good fer nothin bum all your life? Join the family and be somebody! Not just anybody, be a Neice or Nephew!
We accept all major credit cards and, unlike other families, we don't require you to remove your shoes at the door.
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I would like to join this family please
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This family seems to suit my needs
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Could I join the family?
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Looking for family. Let me know.
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