🌹🌊🌀Florida Geriatrics🌀🌊🌹
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If the speed of mob life is long past and in the rearview mirror of your Cadillac Uncle Joe got you, take a refreshing break with us. Play shuffle board. Take long walks on the beach. Block the left lane of A1A or 30A on Sunday.
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More of the story..I recruit and train old Mobsters for life in retirement. We discuss the need for AARP, annuities, metamucil, denture cream, pensions, qualified retirement plans, QLACs, sandals brown socks, walkers, tennis balls, retirememt homes, assisted living, wills, estate planning, and the list goes on and on.
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Florida Geriatrics encourages friendly real estate investment for the purpose of obtaining passive income and cash flow during the golden years of mob retirement.
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🤔 Is It expensive? I may apply for Mickey Dunn... he’s a 👴🏻 maybe send Persephone. His dad jokes are too much. Hope Insurance covers It.
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Mr.Robot thank you for your inquiry. It's entirely self funded. We encourage our retired Mobsters to stay active in the markets. Specifically we like real estate. As you know, "they aint making any more of it.".
Mickey and Perse are always welcome. I've got shuffle board sticks with their names on them, and assigned covered parking near the front door. We issue baby diapers and Mother's car wax as soon as they arrive. The Cadi needs a daily coat. Helps keep the joints active.
We joke too. Mainly about the cost or orange juice, bacon, old mob fights, midnight trips to the bathroom, and our fear of being in diapers.
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Get off the lawn
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Guys/gals/Robots - so everyone understands. I'm trying to bring some laughs and humor to TW. That's all. Play along with me. Laughter is the best medicine.
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You totally skipped over the important topics. Such as, what flavors of ensure do you serve? Jello flavors? When is bingo? And when are the scheduled nap times?
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〓 RAZOR EDGE 〓 wrote:
Razor, good call. I was trying not to spam you guys with too many posts. But since you mentioned it.You totally skipped over the important topics. Such as, what flavors of ensure do you serve? Jello flavors? When is bingo? And when are the scheduled nap times?
Bingo
Bunco night
Bridge
Backgammon
Room
Spades
DominoesGames for every night of the week!
Naps are available on as as needed basis. Typically you'll find Mobsters napping after a round of 18.
Others opt for time at the 19th hole.
Every flavor of jello you can think of is available. And theb there's to voodoo mix of jello.
There's comedy night.
Moose Lodge night.
You name it - Mobsters ask for it.
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We've also been known to ride down to the Golden Corral buffet.
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I forgot to mention that Karoeke starts at 7:30 pm on Thursdays as soon as the dining hall clears out.
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Shuffle boards just got waxed..... Per a visitors request. Since these are a hybrid African hardwood we had to import wax from southeast Asia from one of "Mr X's" forest products properties. (Protecting those in witness protection)
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Thursday schedule...
3pm Wash and wax Cadillac
4 - 6 pm Happy Hour
7 - 8 poker night
8 - 9 Sammy David Jr impersonator
9pm 9 o'clock news
10 bedtime -
Weekend begins at 5.
Wait....it's the weekend every day at Florida Geriatrics.
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College football all day at the mobster lounge!!!
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Any hockey?
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Is it hockey season yet? Down here the only place you find ice is in the freezer.
Zambonis are cool though. Gotta say. -
Friday is here!
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Every day is Saturday when you are retired.
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Sounds like fun. Too bad there's an ocean between me and Florida. And I don't like crocodiles, too many of them in city hall here.
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We're looking for franchise opportunities. It's never to late to open a place for yourself.
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