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ฅຮอศརຮƴ♆яїн♆ Sep 10, 2017

So we're not really looking but possibly there might be a gem out there that we've missed.

1. You're not an asshole and wouldn't irritate the rest of the family.

2. Sense of humor is good.

3. More then 2000 mob.

4. Speak 5 languages fluently.

5. Are old enough to buy a drink in some country.

6. Can put up with Nexx.

7. Can put up with Murray.

8. Have no dreams of global domination.

9. See point 6.

10. See point 7.

That's all.
༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Sep 10, 2017

Think ya got what it takes, punks!?
Mickey Dunn Sep 10, 2017

Yeah. Good luck.
ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Sep 14, 2017

1. Shit. I'm a failure.
2. A man walked into a bar... Nevermind. You heard this.
3. Barely. Almost there.
4. I know Java, C++, COBOL, Pascal, and does HTML count?
5. I'm an alcoholic.
6. Hmmmm. Well... Fuck. I'm disqualified again.
7. Hey! Me and Murray picked up a shit ton of hookers last week while on a cocaine run.
8. Peace, Love, and Flower Power!!!
9. Wrong Forum.
10. How many dead hookers can fit in the trunk of a 1984 Cadillac Coupe DeVille? Only two people know.
Wizard of Oz Sep 14, 2017

ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ wrote:
1. Shit. I'm a failure.
2. A man walked into a bar... Nevermind. You heard this.
3. Barely. Almost there.
4. I know Java, C++, COBOL, Pascal, and does HTML count?
5. I'm an alcoholic.
6. Hmmmm. Well... Fuck. I'm disqualified again.
7. Hey! Me and Murray picked up a shit ton of hookers last week while on a cocaine run.
8. Peace, Love, and Flower Power!!!
9. Wrong Forum.
10. How many dead hookers can fit in the trunk of a 1984 Cadillac Coupe DeVille? Only two people know.

Nope, HTML is not a language. The L stands for lullaby. But if you know C++, you know C as well, so you will be fine.

You do realize that anyone admitting to actually know Cobol gave away he must be at least my age, right?
ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Sep 17, 2017

COBOL kicks ass!
༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Sep 17, 2017

I think Swamp would fit right in.
Wizard of Oz Sep 17, 2017

ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ wrote:
COBOL kicks ass!

It does, but we still are growing old 😎
ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Sep 17, 2017

❚͏ས͏ཛ͏ﾒ͏ﾒ͏❚͏ wrote:
I think Swamp would fit right in.

He's an asshole. Murray said so.
ฅຮอศརຮƴ♆яїн♆ Sep 18, 2017

And we code in Turing, none of this new fangled COBOL stuff.
ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Sep 18, 2017

ฅຮอศརຮƴ♆яїн♆ wrote:
And we code in Turing, none of this new fangled COBOL stuff.

put "I'm not usually open to new languages"
〽️urray Sep 18, 2017

ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ wrote:
❚͏ས͏ཛ͏ﾒ͏ﾒ͏❚͏ wrote:
I think Swamp would fit right in.

He's an asshole. Murray said so.
He's not an asshole.
𝔐𝔲𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔯𝔲𝔰💔𝔐𝔲𝔯𝔯𝔞𝔶 Sep 18, 2017

〽️urray wrote:
ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ wrote:
❚͏ས͏ཛ͏ﾒ͏ﾒ͏❚͏ wrote:
I think Swamp would fit right in.

He's an asshole. Murray said so.
He's not an asshole.
Swamp is an asshole. Don't listen to this mule.
ฅຮอศརຮƴ♆яїн♆ Sep 25, 2017

ᎮᎩᎡᎧ wrote:
try me out

Never
𝔐𝔲𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔯𝔲𝔰💔𝔐𝔲𝔯𝔯𝔞𝔶 Sep 25, 2017

What about me, try me!
༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Sep 25, 2017

〽ʊя∂εяи〽ʊя♆яїн♆ wrote:
What about me, try me!

Kick this noob.
ฅຮอศརຮƴ♆яїн♆ Sep 28, 2017

Found 2 who are very very good at 5.
〽️urray Oct 1, 2017

Riot1503 wrote:
What About Me

Me too
ฅຮอศརຮƴ♆яїн♆ Oct 1, 2017

〽️urray wrote:
Riot1503 wrote:
What About Me

Me too

I’d rather have needles stuck through my eyes.
〽️urray Oct 3, 2017

ฅຮอศརຮƴ♆яїн♆ wrote:
〽️urray wrote:
Riot1503 wrote:
What About Me

Me too

I’d rather have needles stuck through my eyes.

💉👁
N E K Λ ☆ Oct 3, 2017

Can I join
𝔐𝔲𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔯𝔲𝔰💔𝔐𝔲𝔯𝔯𝔞𝔶 Oct 3, 2017

N E K Λ ☆ wrote:
Can I join

Yah bring your whole family with you ;)
N E K Λ ☆ Oct 3, 2017

Of course their seasoned now! 🍶
༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Oct 3, 2017

N E K Λ ☆ wrote:
Of course their seasoned now! 🍶

Because of your incorrect use of “their”, I deem you unworthy to enter the Family.
N E K Λ ☆ Oct 4, 2017

❚͏ས͏ཛ͏ﾒ͏ﾒ͏❚͏ wrote:
N E K Λ ☆ wrote:
Of course their seasoned now! 🍶

Because of your incorrect use of “their”, I deem you unworthy to enter the Family.
😆 Your the reason nobody would join 😂
༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Oct 5, 2017

N E K Λ ☆ wrote:
❚͏ས͏ཛ͏ﾒ͏ﾒ͏❚͏ wrote:
N E K Λ ☆ wrote:
Of course their seasoned now! 🍶

Because of your incorrect use of “their”, I deem you unworthy to enter the Family.
😆 Your the reason nobody would join 😂
Your incorrect use of the phrase “you’re” only further convicts you.
𝖂𝘢𝘳𝕻𝘶𝘱 Nov 11, 2017

Invite
ฅຮอศརຮƴ♆яїн♆ Nov 13, 2017

Riot1503 wrote:
Invite

... Where's the art, the story, even a complete sentence?
ฅຮอศརຮƴ♆яїн♆ Dec 23, 2017

If you get in the club, we'll tell you who killed Roger Rabbit.
༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Dec 23, 2017

ฅຮอศརຮƴ♆яїн♆ wrote:
If you get in the club, we'll tell you who killed Roger Rabbit.

No mystery here, t’was I, though who framed him is still a question.