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dagangsterboss Sep 15, 2013

Pls join my vendetta
FRΞΞ☠ΜΛSΟΠ Sep 15, 2013

I once told my younger cousin that the only way to make toast was by rubbing the bread between your butt cheeks until the bread turned a golden brown. 👍
~Kountra Sep 15, 2013

FRΞΞ☠ΜΛSΟΠ wrote:
I once told my younger cousin that the only way to make toast was by rubbing the bread between your butt cheeks until the bread turned a golden brown. 👍

Did he listen
FRΞΞ☠ΜΛSΟΠ Sep 15, 2013

Many many years ago, grade school, one of my best friends came over to my house to hang out for the weekend. Everything was going great until we heard screams from the bathroom. Apparently, he tried making love to a 2 liter Coke bottle. He had swollen up inside of it and it was stuck to him.

The funniest part of that story was the fact that my mom loaded us up into the car and went to the hospital.

I'll probably never forget watching my friend walk into the ER completely clothed and with a 2 liter bottle stuck to his ding ding. 😂
Chilling Sep 15, 2013

You are asking for help, yet you are capping other players.
Hyena Sep 15, 2013

FRΞΞ☠ΜΛSΟΠ wrote:
Many many years ago, grade school, one of my best friends came over to my house to hang out for the weekend. Everything was going great until we heard screams from the bathroom. Apparently, he tried making love to a 2 liter Coke bottle. He had swollen up inside of it and it was stuck to him.

The funniest part of that story was the fact that my mom loaded us up into the car and went to the hospital.

I'll probably never forget watching my friend walk into the ER completely clothed and with a 2 liter bottle stuck to his ding ding. 😂

Damn, poor guy, I mean I'm no John Hughes, but I couldn't get my member inside the top of a coke bottle even when flaccid...
Hyena Sep 15, 2013

dagangsterboss wrote:
Pls join my vendetta

You're targetting someone smaller than you????
⚸яѻɢɛʀ✞тɦǟȶ⛧ Sep 15, 2013

Add me too, just in case someone wants to cap me. It's a mad world.
Hyena Sep 15, 2013

☦ʂaƀĭƞᵗᵡ☦ wrote:
Bullshit Mason. You know as well as I do that it was Sprite.

Hyena, try 12 oz cans. Dr. Pepper works wonders.

Cans? Ouch... 😖😫😭
FRΞΞ☠ΜΛSΟΠ Sep 15, 2013

Hyena wrote:
☦ʂaƀĭƞᵗᵡ☦ wrote:
Bullshit Mason. You know as well as I do that it was Sprite.

Hyena, try 12 oz cans. Dr. Pepper works wonders.

Cans? Ouch... 😖😫😭
Lol.
ᎶᏒᎥᏝᏝ Sep 15, 2013

Hyena wrote:
☦ʂaƀĭƞᵗᵡ☦ wrote:
Bullshit Mason. You know as well as I do that it was Sprite.

Hyena, try 12 oz cans. Dr. Pepper works wonders.

Cans? Ouch... 😖😫😭
Hell no. 😟
P😈Loco(E771) Sep 15, 2013

Hyena wrote:
FRΞΞ☠ΜΛSΟΠ wrote:
Many many years ago, grade school, one of my best friends came over to my house to hang out for the weekend. Everything was going great until we heard screams from the bathroom. Apparently, he tried making love to a 2 liter Coke bottle. He had swollen up inside of it and it was stuck to him.

The funniest part of that story was the fact that my mom loaded us up into the car and went to the hospital.

I'll probably never forget watching my friend walk into the ER completely clothed and with a 2 liter bottle stuck to his ding ding. 😂

Damn, poor guy, I mean I'm no John Hughes, but I couldn't get my member inside the top of a coke bottle even when flaccid...
He did say when they were young
Ojibwe Sep 16, 2013

I bet the ER people weren't even surprised. Some people will put their dicks just about anyplace.
FRΞΞ☠ΜΛSΟΠ Sep 16, 2013

Ojibwe wrote:
I bet the ER people weren't even surprised. Some people will put their dicks just about anyplace.

Actually😂😂...they were surprised. We grew up in a small town (around 2,000 people) and my step dad was the emergency room doctor on call that day. He's the one that told us to bring him in.
🏃💨fartex💩 Sep 17, 2013

Hyena wrote:
☦ʂaƀĭƞᵗᵡ☦ wrote:
Bullshit Mason. You know as well as I do that it was Sprite.

Hyena, try 12 oz cans. Dr. Pepper works wonders.

Cans? Ouch... 😖😫😭
I would watch out with dr.pepper guys...
Ive heard them bottels are "spicy" 😵
⚸яѻɢɛʀ✞тɦǟȶ⛧ Sep 17, 2013

🏃💨fartex💩 wrote:
Hyena wrote:
☦ʂaƀĭƞᵗᵡ☦ wrote:
Bullshit Mason. You know as well as I do that it was Sprite.

Hyena, try 12 oz cans. Dr. Pepper works wonders.

Cans? Ouch... 😖😫😭
I would watch out with dr.pepper guys...
Ive heard them bottels are "spicy" 😵
Sounds like someone's talking from experience.. 😂
Hyena Sep 17, 2013

FRΞΞ☠ΜΛSΟΠ wrote:
Ojibwe wrote:
I bet the ER people weren't even surprised. Some people will put their dicks just about anyplace.

Actually😂😂...they were surprised. We grew up in a small town (around 2,000 people) and my step dad was the emergency room doctor on call that day. He's the one that told us to bring him in.
Reminds me of a story I heard, a guy wanted to be romantic so he stuck a rose down the eye of his penis..... Silly boy forgot to dethorn it first.....
El Chubaneebre Sep 17, 2013

Hyena wrote:
FRΞΞ☠ΜΛSΟΠ wrote:
Many many years ago, grade school, one of my best friends came over to my house to hang out for the weekend. Everything was going great until we heard screams from the bathroom. Apparently, he tried making love to a 2 liter Coke bottle. He had swollen up inside of it and it was stuck to him.

The funniest part of that story was the fact that my mom loaded us up into the car and went to the hospital.

I'll probably never forget watching my friend walk into the ER completely clothed and with a 2 liter bottle stuck to his ding ding. 😂

Damn, poor guy, I mean I'm no John Hughes, but I couldn't get my member inside the top of a coke bottle even when flaccid...
Couple of things. 'Making love' to a coke bottle?? And Hyena, who is John Hughes? (you've tried a coke bottle)?
Kaͣrͩaͩs Sep 17, 2013

El Chubaneebre wrote:
And Hyena, who is John Hughes? (you've tried a coke bottle)?

Isn't he the guy who wrote Home Alone and Breakfast Club?
Hyena Sep 17, 2013

El Chubaneebre wrote:
Hyena wrote:
FRΞΞ☠ΜΛSΟΠ wrote:
✂

Damn, poor guy, I mean I'm no John Hughes, but I couldn't get my member inside the top of a coke bottle even when flaccid...
Couple of things. 'Making love' to a coke bottle?? And Hyena, who is John Hughes? (you've tried a coke bottle)?
D'oh I meant John Holmes, the porn star not John Hughes the director.
Boner Jams '03 Sep 17, 2013

Hyena wrote:
El Chubaneebre wrote:
Hyena wrote:
FRΞΞ☠ΜΛSΟΠ wrote:
✂

Damn, poor guy, I mean I'm no John Hughes, but I couldn't get my member inside the top of a coke bottle even when flaccid...
Couple of things. 'Making love' to a coke bottle?? And Hyena, who is John Hughes? (you've tried a coke bottle)?
D'oh I meant John Holmes, the porn star not John Hughes the director.
Never know, Hughes might be hung like a horse too!
ƵΔǤ Sep 18, 2013

Hyena wrote:
FRΞΞ☠ΜΛSΟΠ wrote:
Ojibwe wrote:
I bet the ER people weren't even surprised. Some people will put their dicks just about anyplace.

Actually😂😂...they were surprised. We grew up in a small town (around 2,000 people) and my step dad was the emergency room doctor on call that day. He's the one that told us to bring him in.
Reminds me of a story I heard, a guy wanted to be romantic so he stuck a rose down the eye of his penis..... Silly boy forgot to dethorn it first.....
😖😖😖😖😖😖😖
⚸яѻɢɛʀ✞тɦǟȶ⛧ Sep 18, 2013

Hyena wrote:
FRΞΞ☠ΜΛSΟΠ wrote:
Ojibwe wrote:
I bet the ER people weren't even surprised. Some people will put their dicks just about anyplace.

Actually😂😂...they were surprised. We grew up in a small town (around 2,000 people) and my step dad was the emergency room doctor on call that day. He's the one that told us to bring him in.
Reminds me of a story I heard, a guy wanted to be romantic so he stuck a rose down the eye of his penis..... Silly boy forgot to dethorn it first.....
Reminds me of a clip I saw where a guy shoved a Duracell AA down his urethra. That's some freaky shit. But seriously, if average Joe was putting anything down his urethra, he would have more than enough time to realize the thorns as it would be a slow and painful process to start with..
😎😎 Sep 18, 2013

FRΞΞ☠ΜΛSΟΠ wrote:
I once told my younger cousin that the only way to make toast was by rubbing the bread between your butt cheeks until the bread turned a golden brown. 👍

I hope he never made u breakfast
〓§ÏÇÅ☈ÏÚ§〓 Sep 18, 2013

FRΞΞ☠ΜΛSΟΠ wrote:
I once told my younger cousin that the only way to make toast was by rubbing the bread between your butt cheeks until the bread turned a golden brown. 👍

😂
I guess ya gotta do whatcha gotta do when the toaster has been stolen.
P😈Loco(E771) Sep 20, 2013

dagangsterboss wrote:
Pls join my vendetta

I love how everyone ignores posts like these and just trolls on them 😂😂😂
Hyena Sep 20, 2013

P😈Loco(E771) wrote:
dagangsterboss wrote:
Pls join my vendetta

I love how everyone ignores posts like these and just trolls on them 😂😂😂
Oh oops, didn't see that.....😳
Պⱥץც_ㄥᵃŧɛя Sep 23, 2013

Hyena wrote:
P😈Loco(E771) wrote:
dagangsterboss wrote:
Pls join my vendetta

I love how everyone ignores posts like these and just trolls on them 😂😂😂
Oh oops, didn't see that.....😳
Lmao I forgot this was a V forum, I was to cought up in these rediculous stories! I wana hear some more lmao people can be so stupid, it's hysterical!
Hyena Sep 23, 2013

For the record I googled it and found this in Yahoo Answers...

Resolved Question: Penis+Rose=Big Problem...Please HELP!!?

For Valentines Day I was going to surprise my girlfriend by sticking the stem of a rose in my pee hole so the bud of the rose would be at the tip of my penis. I was practicing just now and I got it in, however there are microscopic thorns on the stem and it is ripping my urethra!

Please help I don't know what to do and I am embarrassed to show anyone...HURRY

Asked by matt unitus 4 years ago Report Abuse
↝⃐↺ϻαѕѕαςʀɛ↻↜⃑ Sep 29, 2013

This thread just hurts to read....
El Chubaneebre Sep 29, 2013

Hyena wrote:
For the record I googled it and found this in Yahoo Answers...

Resolved Question: Penis+Rose=Big Problem...Please HELP!!?

For Valentines Day I was going to surprise my girlfriend by sticking the stem of a rose in my pee hole so the bud of the rose would be at the tip of my penis. I was practicing just now and I got it in, however there are microscopic thorns on the stem and it is ripping my urethra!

Please help I don't know what to do and I am embarrassed to show anyone...HURRY

Asked by matt unitus 4 years ago Report Abuse

Why the fuck??!! This hurts just reading it!!