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Ciderbullying, trampoline jumping backstaffers...
Wut dah fuwk???
Im sorry gsg, but you brought this on you on your own!!
I TOLD YOU TO PUT IN MORE WIZZARDS AND DRAGONS AND SHIT!
This is what you get for not listening!!!
Jeez, when THE fornicate are people going to listen to my advice?? 😠
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I'm sorry I let you down 😥😰😰
We don't have wizards or dragons but we have "gnats balls" used as a metaphor courtesy of Hyena:
Hyena says:
You said this to GSG. 👇Jordanwilson4 says:
Look stay out of our business woman!!!!!!!!!! Or else3 hours ago
Really I have to ask, or else what??? You're mob is smaller than a gnats balls hitting GSG's windshield as she drives down the freeway....
Oh and hurry up and add me. How are you going to catch up if you won't punch codes....
20 hours ago
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gunstreet grrl wrote:
I have a Briddish car that was built to posh (piece of shit) specs. And Curt puff spelled perp wrong.private message
Curt pugh says:
You and your friends may think as me and Jordan as posh preps from England . But we're stronger than you Yankees will ever be56 min agoDELETE REPLY
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I must be drunk cause most of this makes no sense. Cider bully, wtf is that? Back staffer...lol. Some humorous replies tho, school has apparently came up shorter in some areas than others.
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TightForCash wrote:
Canadians. They barge in with their crispy back bacon, waving hockey sticks and sipping their steaming hot mugs of maple syrup. Yeesh.I must be drunk cause most of this makes no sense. Cider bully, wtf is that? Back staffer...lol. Some humorous replies tho, school has apparently came up shorter in some areas than others.
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The Far Side wrote:
Briddish? Is that short for Bro Yiddish? I've never had a Bro Yiddish car, sounds fussy. Does it run on Saturdays?gunstreet grrl wrote:
I have a Briddish car that was built to posh (piece of shit) specs. And Curt puff spelled perp wrong.private message
Curt pugh says:
You and your friends may think as me and Jordan as posh preps from England . But we're stronger than you Yankees will ever be56 min agoDELETE REPLY
I should check myself into a perp school too dammit.
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Dam the dot I say, tis rumoured if you look in a mirror and say Tango, three times, paint an orange dot on your naked buttocks, men in white coats will look after you the rest of your life!
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Noobs. Wizards and dragons are out. It's all about lasers and explosions now.
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gunstreet grrl wrote:
Your welcome, and he still hasn't punched my code..... 😿I'm sorry I let you down 😥😰😰
We don't have wizards or dragons but we have "gnats balls" used as a metaphor courtesy of Hyena:
Hyena says:
You said this to GSG. 👇Jordanwilson4 says:
Look stay out of our business woman!!!!!!!!!! Or else3 hours ago
Really I have to ask, or else what??? You're mob is smaller than a gnats balls hitting GSG's windshield as she drives down the freeway....
Oh and hurry up and add me. How are you going to catch up if you won't punch codes....
20 hours ago
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La tortuga wrote:
Would love your guns but can you compendo? Because I know Mr. Fitz can and I don't want to vindiesel up with yet another n00b or a back staffer. If you're gonna help, help. Don't say you will and then screwdrive me over.GSG I am soo confused right now. I don't know if you need help or not. Orange Dot? PM me if you need my guns.
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Update: I am now less under threat as the orange dots have turned on each other. I had just wanted to help their friendship & return them to trampoline days:
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Curt pugh says:
Well you helped a bit . But we fell out because he ran me over on his bike and a few other things .4 hours agoDELETE REPLY
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Who needs dragons and wizards and all that shiznit...GSG upped the ante with orange dots, trampolines, and cider bullying backstaffers!! Best story EVER!! Too bad about their friendship though...hopefully the bike wasn't hurt in the making of this film.
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Update, the bicycle is now painted with fancy orange dots and we have given it to the back staffer so he can deliver the pizzas, he's a bit wobbly due to partaking in large amounts of cider bullying, hope he makes it and doesn't end up sore in Brazil!
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Ultraviolet wrote:
This just made my day loooolUpdate, the bicycle is now painted with fancy orange dots and we have given it to the back staffer so he can deliver the pizzas, he's a bit wobbly due to partaking in large amounts of cider bullying, hope he makes it and doesn't end up sore in Brazil!
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One way or another, we all end up sore in Brazil.
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⌖🔥RΛINDᎧG🔥⌖ wrote:
Just for you Raindog I asked:Who needs dragons and wizards and all that shiznit...GSG upped the ante with orange dots, trampolines, and cider bullying backstaffers!! Best story EVER!! Too bad about their friendship though...hopefully the bike wasn't hurt in the making of this film.
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Jordan's Bike says:
I'll be aight, thanks for asking. Now can you please help me and get these guys to stop riding my a$$? And stop telling me to mob up, you are no one to tell me how it is for a bike my size in a town called Red Car, compende? So sthu woman or else
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gunstreet grrl wrote:
Oh thank heavens!! I've been up nights worrying about this ordeal. Thank you for the will to live again and this wonderous news. Guess I'll pay him a visit now....😏⌖🔥RΛINDᎧG🔥⌖ wrote:
Just for you Raindog I asked:Who needs dragons and wizards and all that shiznit...GSG upped the ante with orange dots, trampolines, and cider bullying backstaffers!! Best story EVER!! Too bad about their friendship though...hopefully the bike wasn't hurt in the making of this film.
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Jordan's Bike says:
I'll be aight, thanks for asking. Now can you please help me and get these guys to stop riding my a$$? And stop telling me to mob up, you are no one to tell me how it is for a bike my size in a town called Red Car, compende? So sthu woman or else
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There's no day that Yorkshire headlines don't get crazier:
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Jordanwilson4 says:
Curt betrayed me because he is blaming me for him running me off the road and into a car but I missed so can u and friends kill him, I feel alone. I need help. Plz plz plz1 day agoDELETE REPLY
Note: kill means cap. The bike strikes again despite our previous warnings for the violence to end. And Mr. Fitz continues to be the only gangsta on the scene.
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The back staffing must stop if we're to ever have a civil discourse, people!
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Of interest: Person A blames person B for making Person A run person B over, while we all know it was the Orange Dot bicycle all over again.
They all are physically unharmed, and mental state is the same as before. Which isn't saying much.
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These guys make me embarrassed to be English and from the same region as them. I just can't take it any more!!
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I've had a great idea for these orange dot bikes, I tried fitting an ejector seat on one last night, I rode into a black spot pulled the seat release and shot 20 feet into the air! Great you say, but the seat springs got stuck and pulled off my pants in front of a large group of ladies, my court case comes up next week.
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Ultraviolet wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂😂I've had a great idea for these orange dot bikes, I tried fitting an ejector seat on one last night, I rode into a black spot pulled the seat release and shot 20 feet into the air! Great you say, but the seat springs got stuck and pulled off my pants in front of a large group of ladies, my court case comes up next week.
My sincere apologies. You know if you want to surprise leap like that again, you should really use a trampoline. You don't need ladies when you can just jump with Lily. -
Jump with Lily you say! Dam that sounds like a good idea, I haven't had a jump with a lady in years, regrettably I don't possess a trampoline, but I can make the spotty bike seat bigger then Lily and I can have the ride of our lives, plus I get to eject at the finish!
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Haven't you heard? In Yorkshire, the bike rides you.
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gunstreet grrl wrote:
Best. Quote. Since. Previous. Best. Quote!Haven't you heard? In Yorkshire, the bike rides you.
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Hmm? This bike, I'm confused, is the bike called Lily? When you say the spotty bike rides me I take it rides over me at a black spot, well it's a possibility, I hope her chain is well lubricated and the tyres are pumped up, if I'm gonna get ridden over I may as well be comfortable.
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Hee hee
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New alliance. It'll look like this, compende?
🚲🍊 TΗΞ FΛR SIDΞ 🍊🚲
The Orange Cycle Dot (OCD) Alliance
sponsored by Trampoline Lily and the Red CarAnyone want in while there's still room?
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The Far Side wrote:
🚲🍊 gun street grrl 🍊🚲New alliance. It'll look like this, compende?
🚲🍊 TΗΞ FΛR SIDΞ 🍊🚲
The Orange Cycle Dot (OCD) Alliance
sponsored by Trampoline Lily and the Red CarAnyone want in while there's still room?
How do you know I'm not in already? I have turf in Scottland and like, totally other places you can't even dream of.
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