Offering my services

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mr. Buttwipe Apr 28, 2013

I know my mob isn't huge but I'll be glad to help if you need it.
Stats: 3.5k mob
Fully armed

Turf: United States
(Look at my profile for full list)

Feel free to pm me
Ӈཪ༱عɗ☠ᏩᎧེ͜Ꭷེℵ Apr 29, 2013

I prefer to use Charmin... Thanks anyways 👍
El Chubaneebre Apr 29, 2013

Buttwipe services on offer?
Visɧɓuɱe Apr 29, 2013

Ӈཪ༱عɗ☠ᏩᎧེ͜Ꭷེℵ wrote:
I prefer to use Charmin... Thanks anyways 👍

😂😂👍
Ꭱ3V Apr 29, 2013

Ӈཪ༱عɗ☠ᏩᎧེ͜Ꭷེℵ wrote:
I prefer to use Charmin... Thanks anyways 👍

I'm a quilted northern guy myself.
Zetta Apr 29, 2013

I go green here. Clam shell, reusable and paper free. Saving the planet one deuce at a time.
mr. Buttwipe Apr 29, 2013

༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
Ӈཪ༱عɗ☠ᏩᎧེ͜Ꭷེℵ wrote:
I prefer to use Charmin... Thanks anyways 👍

I'm a quilted northern guy myself.
Ok well at least I asked. I'm an angel soft exclusive wiper
Mystery Apr 29, 2013

Nothing beats Charmin (the soft kind).
★MΛΥΗΞΜ★ Apr 29, 2013

Don't you hate that one ply cheap stuff? Need a whole roll just so a finger doesn't break through👉
😱
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Apr 29, 2013

I wipe my ass with a wire brush.
mr. Buttwipe Apr 30, 2013

☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
I wipe my ass with a wire brush.

Your ass must be like leather
Tweek Apr 30, 2013

mr. Buttwipe wrote:
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
I wipe my ass with a wire brush.

Your ass must be like leather
No, it just tastes that way.
Ꭱ3V Apr 30, 2013

Tweek wrote:
mr. Buttwipe wrote:
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
I wipe my ass with a wire brush.

Your ass must be like leather
No, it just tastes that way.
You'd know sister name screamer.
Tweek Apr 30, 2013

༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
Tweek wrote:
mr. Buttwipe wrote:
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
I wipe my ass with a wire brush.

Your ass must be like leather
No, it just tastes that way.
You'd know sister name screamer.
Yeah, I would. That's why I said it.
Ultraviolet Apr 30, 2013

Tweek wrote:
༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
Tweek wrote:
mr. Buttwipe wrote:
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
I wipe my ass with a wire brush.

Your ass must be like leather
No, it just tastes that way.
You'd know sister name screamer.
Yeah, I would. That's why I said it.
Brilliant!
gunstreet grrl Apr 30, 2013

Hey mr. B - while the comments are super funny, no one said thanks for the offer. So thanks. It's good to see a relatively new player coming to offer help vs just complaining all the time.

👍👍👍
mr. Buttwipe Apr 30, 2013

gunstreet grrl wrote:
Hey mr. B - while the comments are super funny, no one said thanks for the offer. So thanks. It's good to see a relatively new player coming to offer help vs just complaining all the time.

👍👍👍

My mob doesn't speak for it, but I've been around for over a year, I just try to be nice to anybody that brings a valid case to me and wants my help.
~Kountra Apr 30, 2013

mr. Buttwipe wrote:
gunstreet grrl wrote:
Hey mr. B - while the comments are super funny, no one said thanks for the offer. So thanks. It's good to see a relatively new player coming to offer help vs just complaining all the time.

👍👍👍

My mob doesn't speak for it, but I've been around for over a year, I just try to be nice to anybody that brings a valid case to me and wants my help.
Very nice man 👍 you should definitely punch more though. Widens your ability to help more players, sometimes by only having to use words 😝
mr. Buttwipe Apr 30, 2013

🔰darkmagician🔰 wrote:
mr. Buttwipe wrote:
gunstreet grrl wrote:
Hey mr. B - while the comments are super funny, no one said thanks for the offer. So thanks. It's good to see a relatively new player coming to offer help vs just complaining all the time.

👍👍👍

My mob doesn't speak for it, but I've been around for over a year, I just try to be nice to anybody that brings a valid case to me and wants my help.
Very nice man 👍 you should definitely punch more though. Widens your ability to help more players, sometimes by only having to use words 😝
Oh, definitely. Also, welcome back.
~Kountra Apr 30, 2013

mr. Buttwipe wrote:
🔰darkmagician🔰 wrote:
mr. Buttwipe wrote:
gunstreet grrl wrote:
Hey mr. B - while the comments are super funny, no one said thanks for the offer. So thanks. It's good to see a relatively new player coming to offer help vs just complaining all the time.

👍👍👍

My mob doesn't speak for it, but I've been around for over a year, I just try to be nice to anybody that brings a valid case to me and wants my help.
Very nice man 👍 you should definitely punch more though. Widens your ability to help more players, sometimes by only having to use words 😝
Oh, definitely. Also, welcome back.
Thank ya sir
Ӈཪ༱عɗ☠ᏩᎧེ͜Ꭷེℵ May 1, 2013

mr. Buttwipe wrote:
༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
Ӈཪ༱عɗ☠ᏩᎧེ͜Ꭷེℵ wrote:
I prefer to use Charmin... Thanks anyways 👍

I'm a quilted northern guy myself.
Ok well at least I asked. I'm an angel soft exclusive wiper
When it comes to wiping, you can't be cheap. This is one of those things that you want to avoid learning the hard way..
Ultraviolet May 3, 2013

Yes I agree, wiping is a skill in itself, too much and soreness enfolds, too little and pants are ruined, indeed it's an art form..
✯ᎷᎪᎠᎠᎻᎪᎢᎢᎬᏒ✯ May 3, 2013

gunstreet grrl wrote:
Hey mr. B - while the comments are super funny, no one said thanks for the offer. So thanks. It's good to see a relatively new player coming to offer help vs just complaining all the time.

👍👍👍

Ha ha ha ha.
MachineGUN4kids May 4, 2013

I wipe my ass with 3 sea shells like In in demolition man
Wyster May 4, 2013

mr. Buttwipe wrote:
gunstreet grrl wrote:
Hey mr. B - while the comments are super funny, no one said thanks for the offer. So thanks. It's good to see a relatively new player coming to offer help vs just complaining all the time.

👍👍👍

My mob doesn't speak for it, but I've been around for over a year, I just try to be nice to anybody that brings a valid case to me and wants my help.
Same here bro!