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So I don't know if you heard, but I'm BiggyBG. I run the Biggy Coporation. We aren't that big right now, but just wait. We will be attacking you until you are completely wiped out. Now, there is one way that we will not attack you.
1. Join the Biggy CoporationIt's not alot to do. It's only for those who are smart and want to live. If your interested, look for BG North.
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Oh man. I'm scared. Please don't attack me!
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There was this one time in college where I tried to be the nice guy. A girl in a sorority needed a date to her formal and couldn't get one. I was friends with her friends and they thought I should help out.
Not knowing her or what the hell I was walking into, I agreed. So I showed up an the girl was about twice my size.
Now I'm no chicken little myself but DAMN! Everything made sense all at once.
So I opened my truck door to let her in and when I shut it, the door didn't close all of the way because she was sitting in the seat and partly not on the seat.
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So now I had a dilemma. Do I act like the door is shut and pray it doesn't fly open when I drive off or do I open the door and slam it real hard endangering more damage to my truck's door?
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So I decided that I would slam into the door "on accident" in hopes that the door would close further. It actually worked but I ended up denting the outside of my truck door with my body and breaking the door handle inside my truck on some part of her body.
Overall, she was a real nice girl but it cost me about $700 to fix my truck.
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Lol.Thanks Mason for the story 😂😂
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Interesting Vendetta you have there but FreeMason's story is more original, entertaining and believable...
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ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:
How much was dinner? 😂So I decided that I would slam into the door "on accident" in hopes that the door would close further. It actually worked but I ended up denting the outside of my truck door with my body and breaking the door handle inside my truck on some part of her body.
Overall, she was a real nice girl but it cost me about $700 to fix my truck.
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You should contact your capo, ༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻. I'm not sure if he is smart enough to join you but you should give him a chance.
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Dunlap2041 wrote:
Truck door + jacket she wore that split down the back because she was cold + dinner = close to $850ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:
How much was dinner? 😂So I decided that I would slam into the door "on accident" in hopes that the door would close further. It actually worked but I ended up denting the outside of my truck door with my body and breaking the door handle inside my truck on some part of her body.
Overall, she was a real nice girl but it cost me about $700 to fix my truck.
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ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:
Oh well at least the dinner was cheap (assuming the jacket was $50 or more)Dunlap2041 wrote:
Truck door + jacket she wore that split down the back because she was cold + dinner = close to $850ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:
How much was dinner? 😂So I decided that I would slam into the door "on accident" in hopes that the door would close further. It actually worked but I ended up denting the outside of my truck door with my body and breaking the door handle inside my truck on some part of her body.
Overall, she was a real nice girl but it cost me about $700 to fix my truck.
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I was waiting for a moral to your story mason. There has to be a moral to that story like if it doesn't fit in your truck it's not meet to be.
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I have a lot of turf near you should I be worried? Haha😹
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★MΛVΞЯICK★ wrote:
Look out for number one, try not to step in number two.I was waiting for a moral to your story mason. There has to be a moral to that story like if it doesn't fit in your truck it's not meet to be.
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Hey can I suggest a target
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I was considering joining until I read like 3 sentences down. You won't make it anywhere in this game acting like that. You might get sniped by huge players from across the map for acting like a dick tho
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Razor Edge wrote:
😱😱😱You should contact your capo, ༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻. I'm not sure if he is smart enough to join you but you should give him a chance.
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ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:
Yeah but did you "get some?" Big girls can be fun, like riding a rubber raft down a snowy mountainside.So I decided that I would slam into the door "on accident" in hopes that the door would close further. It actually worked but I ended up denting the outside of my truck door with my body and breaking the door handle inside my truck on some part of her body.
Overall, she was a real nice girl but it cost me about $700 to fix my truck.
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Ojibwe wrote:
Nope, I was a gentleman and I treated her with kindness.ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:
Yeah but did you "get some?" Big girls can be fun, like riding a rubber raft down a snowy mountainside.So I decided that I would slam into the door "on accident" in hopes that the door would close further. It actually worked but I ended up denting the outside of my truck door with my body and breaking the door handle inside my truck on some part of her body.
Overall, she was a real nice girl but it cost me about $700 to fix my truck.
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I remember one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You dont have to tell me," I said, " I'm off the team, aren't I ?". "Well," said Coach, "You were never really on the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up to practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." .... It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought, something is brewing inside the head of Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when i felt the handcuffs go on. 😔
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Dark and moist, the sides of this tunnel like passage make me feel claustrophobic, yet i carry on hoping this will all end soon. As i look behind me, to see what is making those weird noises, i ant my foot down in a wrong spot, and my senses tell me that im starting to fall...
The walls of this tunnel seem to narrow, and although for some strange reason, my speed is not that big, im still frightened for what may come at the bottom.
All of a sudden, the tunnel starts to curve wildly, and i get smacked against all sides, but now slipping instead of falling...In the distance, a very faint light pops up, and grows in intensity. As i get closer to it, my speed picks up yet again, and with what it seems a last effort, the walls of the tunnel tighten around me and seem to start pushing me outside. With a devestating last acceleration, i get pushed out, get blinded by a bright light, and after a few tenths of a second i regain my vision, only to see this big shiny wall closing in to me without remorse...
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As i smacked into the shiny wall, i rapidly got covered with some sort of paper, last thing i remember was hearing the ear deafening noise of water coming rapidly...
Now i find myself in this 💩 hole with nowhere to go dammit...
It stinks to be 💩
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🏃💨fartex💩 wrote:
I actually wasn't expecting that.As i smacked into the shiny wall, i rapidly got covered with some sort of paper, last thing i remember was hearing the ear deafening noise of water coming rapidly...
Now i find myself in this 💩 hole with nowhere to go dammit...
It stinks to be 💩
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BiggyBG wrote:
Somebody please get this fool up a few levels...So I don't know if you heard, but I'm BiggyBG. I run the Biggy Coporation. We aren't that big right now, but just wait. We will be attacking you until you are completely wiped out. Now, there is one way that we will not attack you.
1. Join the Biggy CoporationIt's not alot to do. It's only for those who are smart and want to live. If your interested, look for BG North.
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I had a friend once, a long long long time ago. It was weird as we always thought we would be friends. As time went on we drifted apart we had different careers we ended up in different parts of town. Our interests started to differ. 20 years past and I heard that the 20 year school reunion was coming up. Should I go, should I bother. My wife talked me into going and so I did. I walked in and there he was, I wandered over, slapped him on the back and said "Hi Jack"
A bit like this thread really....
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I see what you did there
😂😂
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Hyena says:
BiggyBG says:
And my mob members said they're gonna heavy attack you today at 12 pacific time! Bye bye to your turf7 hours ago
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Ummmmm, your asking your mob to attack you????5 hours ago
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YOU wrote:
Lmao 😹😹😹😹😹Hyena says:
BiggyBG says:
And my mob members said they're gonna heavy attack you today at 12 pacific time! Bye bye to your turf7 hours ago
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Ummmmm, your asking your mob to attack you????5 hours ago
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Should we all pull our turf before biggles gets to big lol 😉
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ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:
you always get your nose in something!!Dunlap2041 wrote:
Truck door + jacket she wore that split down the back because she was cold + dinner = close to $850ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:
How much was dinner? 😂So I decided that I would slam into the door "on accident" in hopes that the door would close further. It actually worked but I ended up denting the outside of my truck door with my body and breaking the door handle inside my truck on some part of her body.
Overall, she was a real nice girl but it cost me about $700 to fix my truck.
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Uh, I don't get what this thread is all about.
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