Ѵen͜dettas for Ͼa͡pos

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Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Jan 26, 2013

Answer yes to all the following questions and you too could be eligible for a Capo Vendetta.

🔹Do you have less mob than the current Capo?
🔹Are you aware that you'll likely lose the Capo as soon as the V expires?
🔹Will you accept the fact that you'll probably make an enemy out of that larger player you wish to topple?
🔹Are you considering this action because you're game for a laugh and don't care for conformity?

You should also answer no to the following:

🔸Do you believe this is a long term strategy?
🔸Are you in any way affiliated with the Finlay's?
🔸Have you ever had relations with Shaniqua the Gypsy?

If your answers are in line with compliance, please proceed to the next step:

Post a concise outline of your battle plan and no less than 73 words on why you think Astro Turf™ should replace all real turf in a non sporting capacity.

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🏃💨fartex💩 Jan 26, 2013

What??? Shaniqua???
Im lucky i went with her sister molly meself then.
I fiund shaniqua looking rather... Funny...

Or maybe that was because me jar 'o whiskey was empty.... Darn it...

MOLLY, OPEN UP THE NEXT BARREL LASS!
*hic 😖😖
Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Jan 26, 2013

Shaniqua be of a unique class. I shall need to refrain from divulging too much detail of the wench and her many talents, for fear of angering the overlords of this fine kingdom.

All vigour and haste to the underbelly of social acceptance, The old dusty basement of the rotten and long since burned Finlay Bakery, I will meet thee with tales so sordid and filled with much inhibition it would make Mr Savilles exploits look like a fairy tale. Shaniqua, last of the great gypsy night walkers. 🍻😶
Hyena Jan 26, 2013

Ahhhh Molly, pours the worst beer but no one ever complains as she leans across the bar, cleavage for all and sunder to see. You know she has a gecko tattoo hidden in there that only the luckiest or most observant can see for it peeks out from under her.... Well I can't give it away, you need to find the gecko yourself to feed it 😉