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the mobmaster Dec 9, 2012

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FRΞΞ☠ΜΛSΟΠ Dec 9, 2012

So tonight I was tossing trash bags full of leaves out of my truck on to the curb. After my kid's hockey practice, I had spent most of the afternoon raking those leaves. Out of nowhere, this cat falls out of a tree and runs straight at me. I nearly shit my pants. When I gained composure, I quickly realized that I had my left hand on my hip ready to pull out my gun and draw down on the beast.
Funky Buffalo Dec 9, 2012

ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:
So tonight I was tossing trash bags full of leaves out of my truck on to the curb. After my kid's hockey practice, I had spent most of the afternoon raking those leaves. Out of nowhere, this cat falls out of a tree and runs straight at me. I nearly shit my pants. When I gained composure, I quickly realized that I had my left hand on my hip ready to pull out my gun and draw down on the beast.

😂 This made my day
FRΞΞ☠ΜΛSΟΠ Dec 9, 2012

I almost fell out of the back of my truck. The cat had to be pushing a deuce and a half. I heard branches cracking and everything. I think he just took off in a random direction and didn't realize that he ran up on me. I might have peed a little.
FRΞΞ☠ΜΛSΟΠ Dec 9, 2012

It was pitch dark except for one light in the street by the mailbox and then the one by my back window lighting up the pickup bed.
FRΞΞ☠ΜΛSΟΠ Dec 9, 2012

Ojibwe wrote:
I once had to fend off a squirrel army with nothing but a rake. You should be able to defeat a single cat without resorting to firearms.

In college we had a pet squirrel. We had found it in the yard when it was a baby and we nursed it back to health. The thing was completely domesticated. It was one of the best pets we ever had. It had a tendency to drag its toys and bits of food under the couch.
One day, my roommate got up from the recliner to get a beer during the football game. He closed the recliner, we heard a sharp squeak, and then a plop on to the carpet. It had crawled between the bars and was decapitated when the foot rest was closed.
FRΞΞ☠ΜΛSΟΠ Dec 9, 2012

So in college, we had this guy that lived in our dorm named "De." He smelled so bad that his roommate said screw it and transferred to another room. Now De had a tendency to shave at the sink in his room, he also peed in it, wearing nothing but whitey tighties (6'2" at 350 pounds).

One day we found this goat leg in campus and drug it back to the dorm. I don't know why it was in the middle of campus but it still had a hip on it and a good deal of fur. We took the goat leg and stuffed it between his mattresses in his dorm.

For 2 freaking hours, he didn't even notice. However, when he did find it, he yelled the "f" word an out of a fit of rage, slammed the goat leg into the wall of his dorm room exploding it into a thousand pieces right over the top of his bed. It was awesome!
Funky Buffalo Dec 9, 2012

ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:
Ojibwe wrote:
I once had to fend off a squirrel army with nothing but a rake. You should be able to defeat a single cat without resorting to firearms.

In college we had a pet squirrel. We had found it in the yard when it was a baby and we nursed it back to health. The thing was completely domesticated. It was one of the best pets we ever had. It had a tendency to drag its toys and bits of food under the couch.
One day, my roommate got up from the recliner to get a beer during the football game. He closed the recliner, we heard a sharp squeak, and then a plop on to the carpet. It had crawled between the bars and was decapitated when the foot rest was closed.

😧😢
Ꭱ3V Dec 9, 2012

You're the one that's gonna need help
Ꭱ3V Dec 9, 2012

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the mobmaster says:
Screw u you crack head biotch a$$ MF

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~Kountra Dec 9, 2012

Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
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the mobmaster says:
Screw u you crack head biotch a$$ MF

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You have to love how much thought was put into this collection of words.
FRΞΞ☠ΜΛSΟΠ Dec 9, 2012

I have 4 dogs. One of them is half Labrador retriever and half wolf. She is bilingual (howls and barks) and has some of the strangest mannerisms. She acts like she has been beat but she has never had so much as a spanking. She is completely friendly but she has moments where she will pace the yard as if waiting to kill something.

Last week, a squirrel fell off of our roof and landed in the yard. Emma, my lab/wolf hybrid, protected it and kept the other dogs from getting to it. It was almost as if she had adopted it and was looking out for it.

After a few hours, the squirrel died from most likely, a heart attack and be licked to death. She never bit it or used it as a toy. When I went into the yard to remove it, she wouldn't let me touch it. She never became aggressive with me. She would just lay her head on it to shield it from my hand. I let her keep it for a few more hours until she was ready to give it up.
Ꭱ3V Dec 9, 2012

ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:
I have 4 dogs. One of them is half Labrador retriever and half wolf. She is bilingual (howls and barks) and has some of the strangest mannerisms. She acts like she has been beat but she has never had so much as a spanking. She is completely friendly but she has moments where she will pace the yard as if waiting to kill something.

Last week, a squirrel fell off of our roof and landed in the yard. Emma, my lab/wolf hybrid, protected it and kept the other dogs from getting to it. It was almost as if she had adopted it and was looking out for it.

After a few hours, the squirrel died from most likely, a heart attack and be licked to death. She never bit it or used it as a toy. When I went into the yard to remove it, she wouldn't let me touch it. She never became aggressive with me. She would just lay her head on it to ✂

That's like the sweetest thing ever 😢