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Fat Ray's ghost Jul 9, 2012

Targets:
Wulfgar (Emojis): 4.1k mob, mostly AK's
Biazin (Emoji): 9.6k mob, and Lapuas
vishbume: 24.8k mob, AK's, Minis, grenades, and other random stuff.
Location: first two, are located in the north of the US, Vish is in Spain.
Situation: They want to destroy a turf on Dildo, Newfeundland, why? 'Cause they're stupid and smell bad! We didn't do nothing! And now they're trying to take the only cool turf y friend TheNewfieBullet has. We need your help. Think of it as an invasion of Canada. Here o Turf Wars, dildo, is our monument, our national symbol, or pride! And these stupid, dupit Americans, and Europeans are trying to take away the only cool thing we have! Protect our cool thing! Join the resistance! Enlist now!
For the Dildo!
Fat Ray's ghost Jul 9, 2012

What I need: Atleat 2 guys with 10k. Anyone who has turf in Spain is welcome to level Vish as much as their heart desires.
Fat Ray's ghost Jul 9, 2012

Dildo is a town on the island of Newfoundland, in the province of Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada. It is located on the southeastern Dildo Arm of Trinity Bay about 60 kilometres west of St. John's. South Dildo is a neighbouring unincorporated community. The town's unusual name has brought it a certain amount of notoriety in the same vein as Fucking, Austria; Anus, France; Nob End, England; Effin, Ireland; Twatt, Scotland; Bald Knob, Arkansas; and Wankum, Germany.[1][2][3]
🔨Wulfgar🔨 Jul 9, 2012

You dick heads need to loosen up.
Fat Ray's ghost Jul 9, 2012

Things to do in dildo:

Dildo Area Interpretation Centre Exhibits depicting the prehistory and history of the area for over 4000 years.
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(Museum)
The Centre provides interpretation of the 19th Century cod fish hatchery located on Dildo Island between 1889-1897. Aquariums and a touch tank also house different species of marine life. Outside, a small heritage fish room has been constructed, this includes a fishing stage, landing wharf and a fish drying flake. A replica of a giant squid caught in Dildo in 1933 can also be seen here.
Fat Ray's ghost Jul 9, 2012

🔨Wulfgar🔨 wrote:
You dick heads need to loosen up.

You're the dick head, dick head!
Fat Ray's ghost Jul 9, 2012

Dildo's economy relies on it's fishing industry! They catch cod fish, and occasionally seals.
But thanks to hippy environmentalists, that are hurting companies that want these fish, Dildo's economy is crippling!
These people have suffered enough already, the last thing they need, is a group of redneck terrorists terrorizing the city's beautiful infrastructure!
MOB 'N ROB Jul 9, 2012

Sorry Raymond.I can't fight my buddy Vish!
Fat Ray's ghost Jul 9, 2012

MOB 'N ROB wrote:
Sorry Raymond.I can't fight my buddy Vish!

I like Vish to but we all have to make sacrifices for the greater good...
Recon 87 Jul 9, 2012

How do I join
Visɧɓuɱe Jul 9, 2012

Fat Raymond wrote:
MOB 'N ROB wrote:
Sorry Raymond.I can't fight my buddy Vish!

I like Vish to but we all have to make sacrifices for the greater good...
Like yourself Squire Ray. Give up that Dildo! .....Cheers Mob n' Rob buddy.
Visɧɓuɱe Jul 9, 2012

Recon 87 wrote:
How do I join

Ye wha?!
Latn King Jul 10, 2012

Can't everybody just share Dildo? After all how did TheNewfieBullet take a hold of Dildo anyway? How long has he "sat" on that Capo spot that he became emotionally attached to it? Inquiring minds would like to know. I believ one Capo is as good as another, just my thought.
🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Jul 10, 2012

We all know that If anyone should own that dildo its me. Quit being so selfish guys.
Yall will get that dildo over my dead body!!!
Fat Ray's ghost Jul 10, 2012

🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
We all know that If anyone should own that dildo its me. Quit being so selfish guys.
Yall will get that dildo over my dead body!!!

I agree with your terms.
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Jul 10, 2012

For the record here, apparently it's my dead body. :/
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