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ADD AHE Apr 28, 2012

I gotz high defense
FRΞΞ☠ΜΛSΟΠ Apr 28, 2012

I have nipples. Can you milk me?
ʟɛx тooтʜɛʀ™ Apr 28, 2012

FREE☠MASON wrote:
I have nipples. Can you milk me?

I can. I've been practicing on my Milk the Cow app and I'm better than 82% of peeps out there. I'm qualified.
*Note: I am NOT calling you a cow or in no way comparing you to a heifer. Just a fan of your nipples.
FRΞΞ☠ΜΛSΟΠ Apr 28, 2012

ʟɛx тooтʜɛʀ™ wrote:
FREE☠MASON wrote:
I have nipples. Can you milk me?

I can. I've been practicing on my Milk the Cow app and I'm better than 82% of peeps out there. I'm qualified.
*Note: I am NOT calling you a cow or in no way comparing you to a heifer. Just a fan of your nipples.

Sounds like a plan. After I watch my Duck Dynasty, I'll get up off the couch and get a bucket of ice, duct tape, a blue sharpie marker, a plunger, 2 Tylenol, and a hard hat.
RIP MAGNA CARTA Apr 28, 2012

FREE☠MASON wrote:
ʟɛx тooтʜɛʀ™ wrote:
FREE☠MASON wrote:
I have nipples. Can you milk me?

I can. I've been practicing on my Milk the Cow app and I'm better than 82% of peeps out there. I'm qualified.
*Note: I am NOT calling you a cow or in no way comparing you to a heifer. Just a fan of your nipples.

Sounds like a plan. After I watch my Duck Dynasty, I'll get up off the couch and get a bucket of ice, duct tape, a blue sharpie marker, a plunger, 2 Tylenol, and a hard hat.
Can't forget a rag!
✯ᎷᎪᎠᎠᎻᎪᎢᎢᎬᏒ✯ Apr 28, 2012

FREE☠MASON wrote:
ʟɛx тooтʜɛʀ™ wrote:
FREE☠MASON wrote:
I have nipples. Can you milk me?

I can. I've been practicing on my Milk the Cow app and I'm better than 82% of peeps out there. I'm qualified.
*Note: I am NOT calling you a cow or in no way comparing you to a heifer. Just a fan of your nipples.

Sounds like a plan. After I watch my Duck Dynasty, I'll get up off the couch and get a bucket of ice, duct tape, a blue sharpie marker, a plunger, 2 Tylenol, and a hard hat.
Can I watch? I'll eat my pizza quietly.
FRΞΞ☠ΜΛSΟΠ Apr 28, 2012

🎩 MaddHatter 🎩 wrote:
FREE☠MASON wrote:
ʟɛx тooтʜɛʀ™ wrote:
FREE☠MASON wrote:
I have nipples. Can you milk me?

I can. I've been practicing on my Milk the Cow app and I'm better than 82% of peeps out there. I'm qualified.
*Note: I am NOT calling you a cow or in no way comparing you to a heifer. Just a fan of your nipples.

Sounds like a plan. After I watch my Duck Dynasty, I'll get up off the couch and get a bucket of ice, duct tape, a blue sharpie marker, a plunger, 2 Tylenol, and a hard hat.
Can I watch? I'll eat my pizza quietly.
Will you judge as to how far I can shoot my boob juice?
Obi Wayne Apr 28, 2012

alextheman wrote:
I need Someome to join a Defense only V

Why are you trying to hijack this thread about Mason milk?!?
ʟɛx тooтʜɛʀ™ Apr 28, 2012

alextheman wrote:
I need Someome to join a Defense only V

Sorry, wrong forum. This is the Chest Support Forum. Only posting about this topic please. ER'd for violating.
alextheman Apr 28, 2012

Oh okay. Sorry about that
FRΞΞ☠ΜΛSΟΠ Apr 28, 2012

alextheman wrote:
Oh okay. Sorry about that

I have feelings and you just stomped all over them.
ADD AHE Apr 28, 2012

FREE☠MASON wrote:
ʟɛx тooтʜɛʀ™ wrote:
FREE☠MASON wrote:
I have nipples. Can you milk me?

I can. I've been practicing on my Milk the Cow app and I'm better than 82% of peeps out there. I'm qualified.
*Note: I am NOT calling you a cow or in no way comparing you to a heifer. Just a fan of your nipples.

Sounds like a plan. After I watch my Duck Dynasty, I'll get up off the couch and get a bucket of ice, duct tape, a blue sharpie marker, a plunger, 2 Tylenol, and a hard hat.

I like the show duck dynasty because am from LOUIsAnA! Sportsman paradise
✯ᎷᎪᎠᎠᎻᎪᎢᎢᎬᏒ✯ Apr 28, 2012

FREE☠MASON wrote:
🎩 MaddHatter 🎩 wrote:
FREE☠MASON wrote:
ʟɛx тooтʜɛʀ™ wrote:
FREE☠MASON wrote:
I have nipples. Can you milk me?

I can. I've been practicing on my Milk the Cow app and I'm better than 82% of peeps out there. I'm qualified.
*Note: I am NOT calling you a cow or in no way comparing you to a heifer. Just a fan of your nipples.

Sounds like a plan. After I watch my Duck Dynasty, I'll get up off the couch and get a bucket of ice, duct tape, a blue sharpie marker, a plunger, 2 Tylenol, and a hard hat.
Can I watch? I'll eat my pizza quietly.
Will you judge as to how far I can shoot my boob juice?
Yes but we use increments of 1ft. So bring your A-game and a breast pump for warm-up!
Morgan Freeman Apr 28, 2012

Oh Mason, I'm glad you play this game!
FRΞΞ☠ΜΛSΟΠ Apr 28, 2012

Morgan Freeman wrote:
Oh Mason, I'm glad you play this game!

You can hold the bucket but it's your job to find a taste tester. They have to be qualified if we have a professional milker on hand. I don't just whip out my nipples for anyone.
ʟɛx тooтʜɛʀ™ Apr 28, 2012

FREE☠MASON wrote:
Morgan Freeman wrote:
Oh Mason, I'm glad you play this game!

You can hold the bucket but it's your job to find a taste tester. They have to be qualified if we have a professional milker on hand. I don't just whip out my nipples for anyone.
I would hold the bucket and taste test if I were you- I hear Mason "melts" in your mouth and not your hand... If you know what I mean.
taliben May 2, 2012

ʟɛx тooтʜɛʀ™ wrote:

FREE☠MASON wrote: I have nipples. Can you milk me?

I can. I've been practicing on my Milk the Cow app and I'm better than 82% of peeps out there. I'm qualified.
*Note: I am NOT calling you a cow or in no way comparing you to a heifer. Just a fan of your nipples.

Mmm moo juice 🐮
࿈ ᏩᏞᎪᎠᏐᎪᎢᏫᎡ ࿈ May 2, 2012

FREE☠MASON wrote:
Morgan Freeman wrote:
Oh Mason, I'm glad you play this game!

You can hold the bucket but it's your job to find a taste tester. They have to be qualified if we have a professional milker on hand. I don't just whip out my nipples for anyone.
I will be the taste tester. I am a professional milk drinker and can taste the difference between all sorts of milks. I think I'm qualified