🇩🇪German for Hire🇩🇪

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༎།SཛཀᎢཇΧ།༎ Apr 12, 2012

I realize my mob size is comparatively small to the larger players, but I am offering help to newer players within 1,000 miles of Mississippi. Just send an invite.
Suga Danio Apr 12, 2012

Do you do weddings? I'm looking for somebody to do the buffet spread?
Famous L Apr 12, 2012

Well I have a milk stain in my carpet do you now how to get that out?
Suga Danio Apr 12, 2012

Are you any good at assembling flat pack furniture?
Famous L Apr 12, 2012

What about if I need a new tv aerial do you sell them ??
ғċṡṭ.ƿѧȗʟı♆яїн♆ Apr 12, 2012

Ich nehm dann bitte ein grosses Pils und ne Schweinshaxe mit Sauerkraut.
༎།SཛཀᎢཇΧ།༎ Apr 12, 2012

Actually, I specialize in those areas mentioned 😏
Suga Danio Apr 12, 2012

Well in that case "I'll hire zee German!!"
YelloManSoldier Apr 12, 2012

I only see hiring Germans if it's for a porno
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Famous L Apr 12, 2012

Lol fair play
Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Apr 12, 2012

I've got a golf needs looking at? You know about bocse pumps right?
YelloManSoldier Apr 12, 2012

Lol
1337Pete Apr 12, 2012

I've got a Polish tenant that I need removed in 3 weeks, think you can do it that timeframe?
༺Mʏsтєཽʀɪøɴ༻ Apr 12, 2012

FC St.Pauli wrote:
Ich nehm dann bitte ein grosses Pils und ne Schweinshaxe mit Sauerkraut.

Can u repeat that please.
༎།SཛཀᎢཇΧ།༎ Apr 12, 2012

1337Pete wrote:
I've got a Polish tenant that I need removed in 3 weeks, think you can do it that timeframe?

Yes! We Germans especially love removing Polish people 😜...No offense 😉
Ojibwe Apr 12, 2012

My schnauzer piddles on the floor. Would you have a word with him?
ғċṡṭ.ƿѧȗʟı♆яїн♆ Apr 12, 2012

stevo.77 wrote:
FC St.Pauli wrote:
Ich nehm dann bitte ein grosses Pils und ne Schweinshaxe mit Sauerkraut.

Can u repeat that please.

I'll have a large beer and pork-leg with sauerkraut.

Btw:

Wann kommt mein Essen???
Visɧɓuɱe Apr 13, 2012

Baron Von Fritz wrote:
1337Pete wrote:
I've got a Polish tenant that I need removed in 3 weeks, think you can do it that timeframe?

Yes! We Germans especially love removing Polish people 😜...No offense 😉
Offense taken
meister kaiser Apr 13, 2012

FC St.Pauli wrote:
Ich nehm dann bitte ein grosses Pils und ne Schweinshaxe mit Sauerkraut.

Lecker. Zwei mal bitte!
YelloManSoldier Apr 13, 2012

Famous L wrote:
Baron Von Fritz wrote:
1337Pete wrote:
I've got a Polish tenant that I need removed in 3 weeks, think you can do it that timeframe?

Yes! We Germans especially love removing Polish people 😜...No offense 😉
Just plain epic
Hey! My Great Grandpa Died in the holocaust!
He fell off of a guard tower.😜
✯МяΛиоиγмоυs✯ Apr 14, 2012

FC St.Pauli wrote:
stevo.77 wrote:
FC St.Pauli wrote:
Ich nehm dann bitte ein grosses Pils und ne Schweinshaxe mit Sauerkraut.

Can u repeat that please.

I'll have a large beer and pork-leg with sauerkraut.

Btw:

Wann kommt mein Essen???

Möchten Sie etwas trinken?
Larsioso Apr 14, 2012

Ojibwe wrote:
My schnauzer piddles on the floor. Would you have a word with him?

😂😂😂😂 the hund whisperer
i am a cock Apr 14, 2012

Every time I get an erection my eyes twitch ?? What can u do for that