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Scroobius Pip Mar 3, 2010

Ok so my turfs are all on the island of Ireland. Will I ever be able to jump the sixty miles or so across the Irish Sea to Wales?
Meeshka Mar 3, 2010

Haha. Sorry for laughing.
ADD LONDON Mar 3, 2010

No I don't think u will u might have to swim
 Mar 3, 2010

I don't think his iPod/ iPhone will work get a signal if he swims...
The end fuckers Mar 3, 2010

Plane ride time
ChainsawCharlie Mar 3, 2010

Scroobius Pip wrote:
Ok so my turfs are all on the island of Ireland. Will I ever be able to jump the sixty miles or so across the Irish Sea to Wales?

You think you got it bad?

The next neartest land mass from me is 2200 miles.
N130 Mar 3, 2010

ChainsawCharlie wrote:
Scroobius Pip wrote:
Ok so my turfs are all on the island of Ireland. Will I ever be able to jump the sixty miles or so across the Irish Sea to Wales?

You think you got it bad?

The next neartest land mass from me is 2200 miles.

I too am off the North American landmass, but nothing close to 2200 miles (more like 20 miles).
Y'all do have it bad, I leapfrogged.
~Matt~ Mar 3, 2010

Well, Don Barto said in a recent post that he mailed his iTouch to a cousin in Poland...so there's always that option. You can mail me your iTouch or iPhone & I'll set up a turf for you here in SoCal. lol!
Scroobius Pip Mar 3, 2010

Reminds me of a Monty Python Sketch where a man tried to jump the English Channel. Hilarious!
Scroobius Pip Mar 3, 2010

Hmm what is the greatest gap that I can have between my turfs without leaving my current location?
BillyBob312 Mar 3, 2010

About ahalf a mile.
BillyBob312 Mar 3, 2010

You live pretty damn close to Dublin, I would go there. If not take your iPhone with you on a vacation, or do like I do and was suggested, mail it to a friend or family member and have them place it.
Scroobius Pip Mar 3, 2010

Hmm I think I'll have to wait for a holiday unless Nick adds a boat as one of the tools in the market
風力 Mar 5, 2010

Mobsters don't take boats... Yachts or submarines!! Cmon man... You tube has a video of a guy who dropped his iPhone 3gs in the pool while recording and it still worked... Not sure about the 60 miles of water resistance tho. 😄
Moridin Mar 5, 2010

Make a raft from the bodies of your fallen enemies.
[GoG] Mar 7, 2010

~Matt~ wrote:
Well, Don Barto said in a recent post that he mailed his iTouch to a cousin in Poland...so there's always that option. You can mail me your iTouch or iPhone & I'll set up a turf for you here in SoCal. lol!

LOL THAT'S ME