Helping less fortunate players

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BoxerTheHorse Jun 6, 2016

There is a player I know with a big heart. He truly wants what is best for the game and has a lot of experience playing it. However there is one problem. He has a very small penis and is not willing to get the expansion surgery he desperately needs. I myself, and his surrounding family want him to do what's obviously best for him but due to his shear stubbornness we may not be able to.
BoxerTheHorse Jun 6, 2016

All I ask if you is to send him an encouraging messege (do not be tainting for this will make him less likely to) and say a prayer for him so that he gets the help he deserves. No wish is too small, do his suffering soul a favor. His name is BloodyFarts (no joke) so shoot him a messege and please be kind.
BoxerTheHorse Jun 6, 2016

He may deny it and call me a troll but that's just the medication, not the real him
2epic4u Jun 6, 2016

Wow this really inspired me
BoxerTheHorse Jun 6, 2016

How do I know this you may ask, well comrades the other day I received this messege
1 day ago: BloodyFarts wrote:
“I heard that from your mom once, to be fair my her mouth was pretty full.”

The next day my mom kept asking about mirco penises. After that one discovery lead to the next. God bless anyone willing to help.
Lord R. Rahl Jun 6, 2016

I think we should help you level up.
BernieEmpire🔥 Jun 7, 2016

I had no idea...
𝑁𝑒𝑥𝑥 Jun 7, 2016

And how do you know of his genital size?
BernieEmpire🔥 Jun 9, 2016

⇛Ͷᴇxx⇚ wrote:
And how do you know of his genital size?

His mom said that its about the size of yours so...