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• Hyena Mar 11, 2014

  Question: What should I do when my baby shits his nappy.

  Solution: Whoever smelt it first must clean the baby, so make an appointment to see the doctor and have your adenoids burnt out....

  Question: Should I encourage my wife to stop breast feeding?

  Solution: No, keep it going as long as you can. Whilst breast feeding your wife's alcohol intake is limited so you have a designated driver
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Mar 11, 2014

  Hyena wrote:

  Question: What should I do when my baby shits his nappy.

  Solution: Whoever smelt it first must clean the baby, so make an appointment to see the doctor and have your adenoids burnt out....

  Question: Should I encourage my wife to stop breast feeding?

  Solution: No, keep it going as long as you can. Whilst breast feeding your wife's alcohol intake is limited so you have a designated driver
  

  😂👍 awesome
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Mar 13, 2014

  Query: If you are stuck in the bush a million miles from the nearest town, how do You guarantee your survival?

  Solution: Pause whatever game you are playing and search the web for a cheat code that allows you to teleport.
  P.S. What game has maps 1million+ miles wide?!😳
• Hyena Mar 14, 2014

  Question: How do I win TurfWars?

  Solution: Become Nick, everyone else loses...

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